By the way:

Please CALL AHEAD to your local food banks, ask them what they need most, ask what they have too much of, ask what they can’t take right now, and ask what’s the best time/place/way to give your donations.

Food banks lose an IMMENSE amount of time and money to people treating them as…

Yeah, for example when I roast a chicken, we have dark meat as a main one night, I use the breasts in a pot pie the next and whatever's left gets chopped into chicken salad. I don't want to think about this every night! I just want to eat dinner!

A nine year old brown boy living in NYC on 9/11 who grew up to love the city knows more about New York culture and New York values than this bitter, bilious husk of man riding his father’s coattails into his seventh decade could ever know

For the love of all that is holy, I just want people to stop riding their ebikes and escooters on the sidewalk. You're a vehicle, you belong in traffic, obeying the vehicle traffic laws! (I am pro cyclist, I was out for 15mi today, but YOU'RE MAKING US ALL LOOK BAD, adventure bros)

My child and I have coined a new term, ruggle, for a rot and snuggle.

They were GEORGE MICHAEL CDs if I recall, insult to injury.

This is a correct interpretation of the facts.

Yes I did just order I, Claudius on DVD, why?

No, this is what I follow you for -- the information we need!

It was one thing when the water wasting wrongness machine was just butchering the English language, but they cannot come for my spreadsheets.

a fun game to play with BLS numbers is to go “that’s stupid, why do they do it that way” and then go find the paper explaining why they do it that way to see if you still think it’s stupid, and if you do, you win

I am like 0 for 19 lifetime at this game

btw did you know you can subscribe to PBS for only like $5/mo or a $60 one-time for a year donation, and get access to their Passport streaming service? They mail you a little live programming guide and everything, too. The 40-something seasons of NOVA alone are worth it.

There are dozens of us!

I'm already seeing centrists and leftists sniping at each other but the blame for this is 100% on the Republicans. This is what they do with power and it is imperative that we work together to keep them as far from it as possible, forever.

Final warning! If you are shocked that Mamdani’s mom is Mira Nair AFTER MIDNIGHT you will be fined (fines will fund the MTA)

it’s even more demoralizing when the history you’re repeating is history you were around for the first time

"hey 35 to 50 year old newsreading liberals what was the run-up to the iraq war like" is the most precision crafted bait possible on this website

Minari on April 18, 2021. This is a perfectly fine movie but being in a theater again felt like my life came off hold.

I'm so, so sorry. What an impossible loss.

1) USPS did not lose $3.3b. It provided a service that cost $3.3b. *The Pentagon* loses you money, however, every time it accidentally yeets a fighter jet off the deck of a carrier

- I want things to be different - *smashes everything* - oh no

I think about this comic at least once a week

Also, they can't use the example of "boys with video games" because incel gamers are a massive part of their cult following. Gamers are allowed to have as many headphones, speciality controllers and modified computer gaming chairs as they want.

"do you have food safety tips" yes as a matter of fact I do I think the people should elect representatives who appoint experts to keep food safe theres a tip for you

You can’t say criminals don’t deserve due process when due process is the thing that decides if they're criminals. Otherwise you're just kidnapping people you don't like.

DAVID BROOKS SAYS GENERAL STRIKE NOW AND BILL KRISTOL SAYS ABOLISH ICE

Photo of Senator Chris Van Hollen with Kilmar Abrego Garcia.

I said my main goal of this trip was to meet with Kilmar. Tonight I had that chance. I have called his wife, Jennifer, to pass along his message of love. I look forward to providing a full update upon my return.

I've also seen "owner's suite" and really these both seem fine?

Albany, New York #handsoff protest, showing the crowd facing the NYS education building.