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You know. The one positive to a new global financial meltdown is that it basically kills the AI shell game.

There isnt money to move around anymore and those companies will very quickly start to go out of business

09.03.2026 03:39 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hi.

I have already lived through a bunch of previous financial crisises (08? How about asia 97?) and a 20 year war.

I would like to opt out of this round please

09.03.2026 03:27 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

That works less well if you’re in Asia.

09.03.2026 03:22 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump: MAKE LINE GO UP AGAIN
Cursed Monkey's Paw: Look man, I gotta be honest with you
Trump: MAKE. LINE. GO. UP
CMP: As you wish

09.03.2026 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 57    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pattinson batman may be my favorite batman if im being honest.

09.03.2026 03:01 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

True story. Trump white house does not have any unique plates. Obama did commission unique plates.

09.03.2026 02:56 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

All made orders for unique dinner sets and fine China.

"Trump not even close" because he did not commission any dinnerware.

09.03.2026 02:55 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

All those people who said Biden made the gas prices high are gonna have a new run of stickers for trump, right?

06.03.2026 19:37 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is fucking nuts man.

09.03.2026 02:38 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nope.

09.03.2026 02:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oil crisis, WW3, authoritarian take over.

Take your pick really.

09.03.2026 02:35 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Literally, 10 people could save the fucking world. And be heroes forever.

Find your spines, you clowns.

09.03.2026 02:33 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It would be really cool if a grand total of like 10 congresspeople who lost their conscience could suddenly find that sucker again.

That would be so cool.

09.03.2026 02:32 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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Hong Kong bus drivers absolutely built different

08.03.2026 01:25 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

youtu.be/SOqenYis1iQ

09.03.2026 01:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is like when big boat got stuck in the suez but like times 1000.

09.03.2026 01:12 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

real world bluesky
🀝
no drafts pls

09.03.2026 01:11 β€” πŸ‘ 152    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 1

That was one of the best ive ever made. Holy shit.

09.03.2026 00:19 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Fin.

09.03.2026 00:18 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Life Won't Wait
YouTube video by Rancid - Topic Life Won't Wait

youtu.be/XDIagGt3IzE

08.03.2026 23:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

"Very chinese time in my life"

Bro. What the fuck are you talking about. You discovered new food and new culture.

08.03.2026 23:33 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

You cant meet me at a very cantonese time in my life, because thats been my entire life.

You are trying pineapple bun and egg tarts for the first time.

I was born with them.

We are not the same.

08.03.2026 23:32 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks Amy. All the kids have to do are the dinner dishes.

I think thats a fair trade.

08.03.2026 23:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have made fried chicken, two sides, and my kitchen is basically spotless.

Please clap.

08.03.2026 23:27 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Anyways, this is where im at.

08.03.2026 22:53 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

I did too!

08.03.2026 22:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And then she just digs around in the bucket with the poop stick and the poop knife.

08.03.2026 22:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Ma'am. You know you can obtain clothing and toiletries from this millennium, right?

You dont need to be using bronze age hygiene hacks.

08.03.2026 22:49 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

REUSABLE TOILET PAPER?!!!!

MAAM.

RESPECTFULLY

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.

08.03.2026 22:46 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0
08.03.2026 22:12 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1