Dan ChickHolla

I can’t believe the leasee of the 2025 nobel peace prize would spark a conflict in iran

stuffed crust is truly the fire ants in the devil’s pants of american pizza chain restaurants

YouTube video by Justin Caise Mahna Mahna The Muppet Show 1977 Original mana mana Snowths

muppets challenge, say the word “phenomena” out loud without getting this song stuck in your head youtu.be/QTXyXuqfBLA

it’s adorable when my 7 year old opens his book report with “if you have a population of 10 million people, you just might be new york city “, but it hits different from a grown man with an editor

they really used the cumtown font over a shot of the health secretary guzzling a white liquid

“The interest on the debt is much lower than a capital-gains tax bill would be, and their stock portfolios can continue accumulating paper gains.”

even if this weren’t true, it should be obvious that paying interest to a bank instead of paying taxes is very very bad for society

thanks victor, I’ll try that

systemic factors for me, individual responsibility for thee

does the president have the power to put more carcinogens in our garden products?

leaked report reveals trump administration’s plan to instill controlled opposition that they abandoned once they realized chuck schumer was the best possible candidate

even as far as sexist stereotypes are concerned, childless cat ladies is dated. all the women i know who opt out of having kids are because they're trying to make partner at a big 5 firm

how are “I got your back” and “I got your ass” opposites?

they’re about to unintentionally discover how sailboats work

“dan, i see you came off mute, what were you going to say”

me: oh nothing, it’s kind of a derail

“go ahead, this is a brainstorm session, there’s no bad ideas”

me: it’s just— I was thinking fishing would be a lot easier if they wore shirts

luckily, this post is satirical and no mechanic would ever say such a thing

taking my blindfold off after doing the pepsi challenge to find I chose glacier freeze

that’s gotta be a top 10 worst place to put poison

elon really saw a “men will literally go to the moon instead going to therapy” and said “good idea”

appreciate the clarity, I was really wondering at that part of the review whether it was good

“isn’t it don’t make perfect the enemy of—“

me: see, this is what I mean!

me, giving feedback: good is the enemy of great

me, receiving feedback: let’s not make good the enemy of perfect

I like to break the ice by asking my coworkers if they remember that potato chip commercial with the dog who could talk but he just keeps saying ruffles before shooting up the office

I bet in 2024 there was some wild-haired scientist out there warning people that the real problem with electing trump was that our nuclear treaties would expire on his watch, and we were just out here talking about democracy and eggs

the internet has brought unprecedented efficiency and global integration to appropriation

we have cut out the middle man so that slang that used to take 15 years to go mainstream can be delivered from the black drag community directly to cringe white boys with a single post on /r/blackpeopletwitter

I wonder if a psychic told kid rock 30 years ago that if he pursued his dreams he’d headline a super bowl halftime show like some sinister prophet from a homeric tale

arguing for custody over a sporting event’s intermission entertainment like the divorced couple that makes other divorced couples go “at least we’re not like *them*”

I don’t know if needing two different super bowl halftime shows has been proven to portend civil war, but it can’t be *good* sign for our union

freddy removing the super bowl mask to reveal thursday night football

watching the super bowl as a middle aged person is a deeply humiliating experience, every major american corporation lining up to be like “remember seinfeld? give me money! here’s the backstreet boys. are you giving me money yet?”

leave my childhood alone

you know I’m a broken person the way I wanna download twitter again just to find the worst bad bunny takes