lane got soul body

uwwweeeeehhhhhhhhh

you can acquire FRLG roms and run them on a potato

you can spend 30 canadian dollars each on roms for the nintendo switch

you can spend 150 canadian dollars on an original fr/lg gba cart second hand

pricing is terrible across the board, enjoy things within your means and be happy imo

next time I encounter someone doing this, especially in my building's elevator, I might just say loudly, "Hey, just so you know your friend here is currently yelling in an elevator, it's quite obnoxious and we all have to listen to your conversation."

When did people decide that talking on speakerphone in public wasn't both incredibly rude as fuck and obnoxious in equal measure??

what if i DID install just plain old arch, for...as the kids say... "shits and giggles"

also i'm kinda hoping for the extremely silly possibility of scherzer vs. verlander when the jays and tigers play this year, lol

i did not have "re-sign max scherzer" on my 2026 blue jays bingo card

but i don't hate it

i don't see him pitching more than like 70 innings, and that's perfectly okay, because his presence will be so so so good for yesavage regardless (that kid is going places)

also who doesn't love mad max

im doing my best, i really am, but some days, man...some days are really, really hard

omni-cheese....

also sudden death overtime is bad, actually

i miss having spending money

olympic sports that involve any form of running with skis will never not be hilarious to me

like, whose idea was it to invent a sport that involves running up a hill with skis on, taking the skis off, running up some stairs, putting the skis back on, running up another hill, then skiing down?

A screenshot from Final Fantasy VIII where Seifer is holding the president hostage and yells "I am not a BOY!"

some weirdos complain but i am definitely pro noun. stapler? house? cingulomania? great stuff.

i feel like being anti noun would be very difficult

beeeeeeeees

the internet was a mistake

Yes, I am in fact petty enough to refuse to use open source software that quotes scripture on its github page.

it's unbelievable to me that someone could actually be a trillionaire. i think most of us have trouble internalizing how much money that truly is. let me put it in simple terms for you: a trillion dollars is three million dollars

@pepperlane.bsky.social and I, 0.5 seconds into her reveal:

"OH I'M GAY"

when the blue jays started playing that song in the stadium and you could hear it on the broadcast, i swear it took like 10 years off my life

The simplest and shortest answer is flatpak or appimage, as they are completely self-contained with their dependencies* and are distro agnostic, and for the most part should just run when you launch them.

*they're *supposed* to be, anyway...

i don't find deadpool funny, then again, i'm not 12

i have what i believe is a very valid criticism of banjo kazooie, a game i've never actually played myself until now:

it takes *entirely* too long from selecting a new game file to actually having control of a character

i think it's funny to make people who take everything (especially video games) way too seriously mad

i know that people are all like

omg cynthia has the best champion theme

and it's true that it's very good, top 2 easy

but I'm like

diantha has the best champion theme

and as always, i am right 8)

mtg cards also smell really good

also, since apparently i woke up and chose violence...

n64 controller > gamecube controller

fite me

playing oot on ship of harkinian, at 40 fps (no reason), in 16:9 (720p), using the nso n64 controller

some part of that combination is bound to annoy somebody, i'm sure

💙

i saw something equally horrifying and saddening recently