Zach Defense

I just dug it up, don't wanna dox myself publicly with the whole article about my elementary school, but I'll send it to you 😂

I was once a magazine cover model. Wearing a kimono.

felt like drawing him :)

Gen 10 !!!!!!
#pokemon
#pokemon30

Windows 13 rumored to be "collecting hearts released from heartless" in an attempt to open Kingdom Hearts, sources say

Majestic creature

UNOWN COOL S

meme comparing hitclips to the Pokemon Game Music Collection reading "Died 2003, Born 2026, welcome back hitclips"

I can't be the only one that thought of this with the new Pokemon announcement, right?

New recruit to shadowy conglomerate Umbrella Corps, Nora Pittmann, has recently received her onboarding kit, which reportedly included a large taxidermized deer bust.
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A chart that shows the number of Google searches for each Pokémon. The text says: In honor of Pokémon Day, ACE.com, the free-to-play social gaming website, has analyzed Pokémon-related Google search data across the United States over the last 36 months to determine fans' favorite characters. Rank Name Generation Monthly searches 1 Pikachu Generation 1 685,100 2 Flamigo Generation 9 374,600 3 Charizard Generation 1 310,900 4 Charmeleon Generation 1 250,400 5 Squirtle Generation 1 215,800 6 Eevee Generation 1 214,500 7 Mewtwo Generation 1 209,100 8 Snorlax Generation 1 207,600 9 Gengar Generation 1 192,100 10 Ditto Generation 1 175,500 11 Bulbasaur Generation 1 171,600 12 Charmander Generation 1 169,400 13 Grafaiai Generation 9 166,900 14 Gardevoir Generation 3 149,800 15 Lopunny Generation 4 144,900

“Hey boss, are you sure Flamigo is more popular than Charizard, and people aren’t just misspelling ‘Flamingo’ on Google?”

“Don’t be ridiculous. Of course Flamigo is more popular than Charizard, Mewtwo, Eevee, and Snorlax. Send the email.”

*saying affirmations in the mirror* I am a big horse. I am a beautiful horse with powerful legs. I am fifteen hands tall. No one can catch me because of my powerful horse legs and wild nature. I have all the apples I want

My boy!

I know he's a Hyur, but Northern Lion is actually a valid Roegadyn name

this is how vers-bottoms decide who’s going to top

A store with a sign that says “ADULT NOVELTIES - BJORK ALBUMS - MAGIC POKEMON YUGIOH - AIRSOFT GUNS”

"thin places" are locations where the veil between the physical and spiritual worlds is said to be particularly thin.

The Monday Period: Pages 1-4
#garfield #imsorryjon

happy 15th anniversary

A sticker sheet for video game Building Relationships with text “Can I feel your load-bearing walls? “Hey, would u blow me?” “My walls are rock hard for you” and “will you use my back door”

anyone looking for cute stickers for valentine’s?

@cnn.com I DON'T WANT TO CROSSTALK ✋

...Blue sky...

Kai Richter from Paranormasight, JoJo-posing while being questioned by the cops

"The stand user could be anyone!"

The stand user:

Southern Dad Rates Genderswapped Yaoi #bakudeku

A screenshot of the Nintendo DS messenger app called Pictochat.

THE STATE OF THE INTERNET IS ASS. WE GOTTA GO BACK

Oh God fucking damnit. Alright what are the alternatives

Depressed Fire Emblem Character Doesn't Have Enough Movement to Get Out of Bed Today - Hard Drive Mercenary-turned-teacher Byleth has not left his bedroom for several days due to what he is calling poor use of action economy.

Depressed Fire Emblem Character Doesn’t Have Enough Movement to Get Out of Bed Today

Hikaru Utada reveals in recent interview they identify as “tri-bi”: “Bisexual, bilingual and non-binary.”

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Blueskyese and Xian share an obvious common root as both being Twitteric languages, the difference is that after the split Xian became a hybrid Twitteric/Channer-linkedin tongue, while Blueskyese changed less overall but did pick up some tumbleric and redditor loanwords