Douglas

How I arrived on BlueSky:

Ahahaha no. Midwinter you got overnight frosts, midsummer was 27-29 degrees and insanely humid

Oh god yeah school uniform shorts in winter were horrific

a list labeled they are doorways to demonic possession: Yoga Astrology Cyberpunk Wicca Meditation Lycanthropy (wtf?) Vegetarianism Postmodernism Lord of the rings Alt comics Video games Rock music Twilight films Raves Goth culture etc. In the moment Donald Trump sitting clip

Good morning
Demonic possession never sounded more fun! OK

Speaking as someone originating from an island in the South Pacific, no, this is very far from shorts weather

It’s that time of year again.

I can’t believe that. The name just suits a shiny pate

Not Kiwi and doesn’t look British

a google maps screenshot of an island and its location is noted with a red location pin and the location says "boring island" which does actually look more like a peninsula

just got back from here and everyone there said they knew you

"teenage mutant ninja turtles" written into the twin peaks title card generator

Still waiting on that, got distracted by Miss Kittin and The Hacker

Well I had just been wondering what to listen to tonight

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles logo but the text reads 'thirty year old Kyle Maclachlan'

Still thinking about Twin Peaks tbh

A purple haired elf knight wails on her guitar,, I hope you’re ready to be destroyed 🎸🎸🎸 Prepare yourself for more of my bard warriors 😁💕

Bard Knight 01 🛡️
Dost thou shred? 🎸

Twin Peaks Logo Generator Turtle Power!

Thanks!

Which is? And where can I find it?

YouTube video by The Tom Lehrer Wisdom Channel Tom Lehrer - Poisoning Pigeons In The Park

Spring is here! Oh, spring is here. Life is skittles and life is beer. I think the loveliest time of the year is the spring. I do! Don’t you? Course you do!

Meme image of a young child in the foreground looking knowingly towards camera as a house burns behind them, with a classic Gail Simone quote on it: "I am innocent. The chaos in my wake is completely unintentional."

Evergreen @gailsimone.bsky.social quote from a few years back that I wanted to preserve with an appropriate presentation. Save it, because you'll be able to use it frequently...

In which we learn that there is a direct connection between Alasdair Gray's best-known epigram and Fraggle Rock.

*clears throat*

MUPPET LANARK MOVIE NOW YOU COWARDS

Hat embroidered with “hello, i am fleeing the American century of humillation. Can you show me where to buy Mountain Dew Baja Blast?”

With milk,nothing else

a digital collage with a pink, purple, green, yellow, and teal gradient overlaid on all the images. the images include a horse carrying a bucket, a cluster of mushrooms, a grub, a birds talon, a cicada, five spiders, two flower buds, a hand with an eye over the back of it, and a microscope slide of atoms. there is white text that reads "get weirder or die miserable." the background is black and there is a slightly grainy texture

get weirder 🫵

A chicken walking on the beach the caption is: If you are seeing this the curse is lifted have a good day

Congratulations everyone

Losing it at the accuracy of this

The y is important in the sound
T- y -oonah with maybe a little ch thrown in

Can’t remember if you’ve met my mum, she’s from Eas’ Kilbride

British parents infl perhaps

I think I say it tch-oona