Me: "Cricket! *tch tch tch tch tch*"
Cricket (Cat): "Hello."
Me: "Cricket! *tch tch tch tch tch*"
Cricket (Cat): "Hello."
softm
09.03.2026 14:31 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0morning streeeettrchhhhh
08.03.2026 16:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I've always wondered why I think cooking things aldente isn't that good, but I've now realized it's because my mom always, ALWAYS overcooks her rosΓ³Ε noodles, making them so soft they may as well be part of the broth. So, that's what I'm used to. :V
08.03.2026 01:05 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0WHAT
06.03.2026 23:46 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0LMFAOO
06.03.2026 19:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Oh yes, my favorite HBO original series
06.03.2026 15:02 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Get out of my house!
05.03.2026 20:46 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I know what my immediate post-work priorities are.
05.03.2026 02:00 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Can't wait until Project Hail Mary comes out in theaters in a couple weeks. Desperately trying to finish the book. Andy Weir is one of my favorite authors aaaa
03.03.2026 20:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
aidn.jp/wowa/052844765
*vocaloids into space*
Hot water clean butt make Talon happy. Grrrr.
03.03.2026 14:46 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Some may ask me what's on my mind, when I'm cranky at my office.
I won't tell them the truth, because it's "I miss my washlet".
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03.03.2026 03:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I wish there were a word to describe this emotion. A word to describe feeling every way at once.
03.03.2026 02:37 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Baltimore.
02.03.2026 00:52 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I know
28.02.2026 17:30 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0:)))
27.02.2026 21:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0thinking about getting banned from Chase and Amazon again for shits and giggles
27.02.2026 21:29 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Happy PokemonDay~
27.02.2026 18:07 β π 2535 π 598 π¬ 10 π 3I was trying to place what this scene felt like, and it's definitely that lmao. They look like 52-year-old island vacationers from Nova Scotia.
27.02.2026 16:15 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Baltimore.
27.02.2026 13:34 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
here's your daily medicine
27.02.2026 13:05 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0hello I also want the hugs
27.02.2026 12:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Tell that to the 3-day ass recovery period
26.02.2026 02:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
I should know better than to activate @robotdirtrat.bsky.social ... but I think I'll choose to ignore the lesson here. (π¨ @iguwarf.bsky.social)
25.02.2026 22:19 β π 397 π 112 π¬ 3 π 0
Apparently this one pansy I planted last summer survived the whole ass winter...?!
25.02.2026 18:13 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I'm gonna make him all sleepily draped over one of my preexisting monstera leaves ovo
25.02.2026 15:27 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I'm on the road to Viriiiidian Ciiity (Tattoo)
25.02.2026 15:09 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
IT'S HAPPPPEENNNNMINNNNGGG
25.02.2026 15:07 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0
