Talon

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Probably injured something riding my bike.

Totally not wearing pants in the photo for medical reasons.

Aww yeahhh, my knee is all fucked up~

Nothing beats a Jet2 Holiday...

Thank you for the chance <3

>:I

Now, that bulge is just unfair.

every time i ask my cat "can i have a kiss" and she touches her nose to mine it adds a year to my life expectancy

When they find out how to make chicken tenders be nutritionally complete, I'm done.

NO SLOW DOWN TOTO SLOW DOWN!

Found quite a good outfit at the Renfaire. ovo

Travel is tough on the body, I've found. I'm overall pretty healthy, but I get wildly fucked up in myriad ways almost every time I travel somewhere, even if I don't get sick (though I often do).

Well, now I have to buy things from his store.

Look at all of these good o-faces...

I do like how the spooky ghost looks in the window...

Look at all these ducks!!

look at my little guy!

> me, a klutz, trying to navigate my home while doing chores

SLEEPTOBER 2025 COMING IN CINEMA NEAR YOU

Gotta participate in this year's -tober challenge

Likewise! Say hi to Malk for me

I still have this and think it's really cool!

Lmao I saw this earlier this week and didn't know it was you!

Found a very valid tree well. I believe that is a fig tree.

More:
- they need to be cleaned up after like, daily, or they make a huge mess
- they are very consistent with their habits based on what time it is
- they make funny little noises
- they don't know how to open doors

It's amazing how much a Roomba is like a cat, in that:
- they destroy your rugs when you're not looking
- they whine about nothing randomly
- they knock shit over

Friends...

It's wet!!

GOAT!

Behold, one Halloweenie. The Pumpkin Purveyor. The Autumn Asshole. Stupid dumbass

(thank you @shrimposaurus.bsky.social :3)