unregistered possum man 2

ahh looks like so much fun! hopefully we get some more snow soon!

Gift for a friend. Happy New Year!

the maslow's hierachy of needs meme where the levels have been scribbled over and the only need is just "need a woman who commands me to pathetically grind my hips into her while we're cuddling watching a movie for its entirety,, just humping her leg like a pathetic lil whimpering dog 😵‍💫"

many of y'all (i am also "y'all")

good morning everypuppy! back to work

Tried a personal training session today, 30 mins in she says “Sorry I don’t mean to keep comparing you to a dog…”

No, keep doing it

happy new year everypuppy!!

A silly meme of my character standing on a swingset. Text transcription on the right says: ur on that grindset but im on that playset... and guess what? wheee (heart)

🐶Growing up too fast

An airbrush painting of a greyscale wolf head in profile in front of a black background. It has yellow eyes. On top of the wolf are the words "you are an animal" stenciled in red paint

break through

If ur fursuit has glasses u can hit it

wow, amazing improvements!!

happy holidays from your favorite possum puppy 💕

oh no, you might have to put those gloves over my mouth to help me calm down 🥵

keep thinking about cone of shame for humans. humiliation, restricting vision, holding liquids… so much potential

love the green accents!!

holidays are so hard, i’m sorry you’re feeling bad 🫂

doing my part for a good cause 🫡

i think this puppy would look a pot better with a cute little pink cage and desperation painted all over her face, dont you agree?

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a major issue with video games is that they produce a bunch of people who consider themselves brain geniuses for solving problems that were designed to be solvable. as a remedy, we should be making more games that are actively and irreconcilably hostile to the player. thank you

In remarks to the Daily Dot, a hacker from the puppygirl hacker polycule said the group targeted Lexipol because there aren’t “enough hacks against the police.” “So we took matters into our own paws,” the hacker said.

holy shit 😳

EXCLUSIVE: Hackers leak cop manuals for departments nationwide after breaching major provider Critics accuse the company of wielding outsized private influence on public policing.

NEW: A group known as the 'puppygirl hacker polycule' has leaked thousands of police training & policy manuals from departments across the country www.dailydot.com/debug/lexipo...

oh no!!! i hope you get your buds back soon bud

sorry puppy, it's either permanent chastity or you can only touch yourself to the default bluesky feed

absolutely wild

YEMLOW

take me there

girrrrl when was this i thought you were in new mexico

spiritual lemon juice got it

IS THERE LEMON JUICE IN THERE??? BRUHHH