SHEIN is if darksidedness was a clothing brand

Just saw a cta employee smoking a stogie on the job

Here to say that I’m tired of hearing transplants recommend Small Bar in Instagram reels. The burger STINKS and the vibes are unremarkable

Incorrect

Twin mustaches!

The only time I’ve ever spit in the face of a stranger was at the Chicago saint patricks day parade and I think that’s all u need to know about the vibe

lol

and I can’t wait to get married in this pretty pink bar

When I was a kid there was something wrong with my Nintendogs game cartridge and it would glitch out and wouldn’t let me go past a certain point so my virtual dog was just was endlessly hungry and dirty and pissed off and he was also a beagle and I kind of think Bucky is my karma for this

When the spring temps and Wellbutrin hit at the same time

I literally said “I’m a little bit tired of listening to the dead” 🙄 also love how both our profile pics are Bucky