the grand cheese 2.0

*saying affirmations in the mirror* I am a big horse. I am a beautiful horse with powerful legs. I am fifteen hands tall. No one can catch me because of my powerful horse legs and wild nature. I have all the apples I want

My weirdest creation is almost old enough to drink.

my fucking fanny pack broke. lmao at least tomorrows a new month i genuinely cant do this anymore

they responded with a ❤️‍🩹 react

an actual message i gave a colleague today: "i am. Normal about the situations i find myself in"

like i dont mean to traumadump on main but. when people are innocently asking "how are you" and we bluescreen because. """how AM i ???""

wow so it wasnt enough that my dad got cancer but now the c*ckr*aches are back in full force, february really wanted to earn the Worst Month Ever title

my back hurts so fucking much i cant believe this

everybody say thanks the professor for having the foresight to do this because wow we really have to face reality now and it is a lot

booked off friday as a precaution. you're welcome future wrens

time to crawl into bed with my heat pad and wait for miss trazodone to whisk me off into her sweet slumber

to be clear. ive been experiencing chronic pain for the past 15 years. but now that i'm actually 30 it feels like maybe people will take me seriously when i talk about my back pain

cant believe the amount of pain my back is in today. so this is thirty, eh

yeah 3/4 psychiatrists agree, where have you been !!

LOL its called face off but in the intro they show the title with big letters close up so when the FAC of FACEOFF goes across the screen it always looks like a g to me so i simply must yell FAG!!!!!! every time it happens heheh

i admit. all i know is i watched the ep of fagoff: inside the nhl abt him & mcdavid when i was about 3-4 weeks in on t and i was like o fuck hes hot. why is he hot. help

what he do??!!!!!!

well. shoulda known there was a reason january was such a great month & felt too good to be true. i just wish i'd appreciated it more had i known what was coming lmao

moki the terrier dog, his stance firm and wide, staring at me with worried orphan eyes

whenever i clean my apartment my dog just stands perfectly still in the middle of whatever room i'm in and stares at me like this

Well holy fucking shit. Ring cancelled their partnership with Flock. Keep pressure on them to stop volunteering their feeds to state, local, and federal agencies, though, because that part's still going.

why is this day 6 years long

generative AI has become widely available in the summer of 2022 and entered mainstream in 2023

people are working themselves up in a frenzy, convinced they're utterly helpless without software younger than still-fresh canned tuna. we have been making art for at least 50,000 years, get a grip

i heart potatoes above sam gamgee and an array of potato dishes

The 2026 Wesminster Non-Sporting Group winner - a Lhasa Apso named "JJ". He looks like Gandalf

Toy Group winner at the 2026 Westminster dog show - a Maltese named "Cookie"

OK how did the finals of the Westminster Dog Show manage to have one dog that looks exactly like Gandalf and one that looks exactly like Saruman

sorry for being cringe I'm trying to enjoy being alive

whatever. i'll be pondering the orb

hi i love u so much and i am offering u soup and gently patting ur head

this is probably at least of you on here

proposal