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Androo Downie

@adownie.bsky.social

My most impressive skill is being "Snacktical" and applying tactical snacking. Former Army, current digital marketer, and all that email you get? Yeah, sorry for that. Husband, father, dog dad, chicken wrangler, and motorcycle rider.

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Congress Quietly Kills Military β€œRight to Repair,” Allowing Corporations to Cash In on Fixing Broken Products Both chambers included Pentagon budget provisions for a right to repair, but they died after defense industry meetings on Capitol Hill.

Well, no right-to-repair for the Army, I guess…

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10.12.2025 06:46 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A brindle English bulldog sits in an aloof manner among fallen fall leaves.

A brindle English bulldog sits in an aloof manner among fallen fall leaves.

Sherman approves

10.12.2025 04:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Handwritten cursive

10.12.2025 03:57 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I should make some gumbo…

10.12.2025 03:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wear a jacket

10.12.2025 03:40 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I totally came to say he owns and operates the skeevy bowling alley in town!

10.12.2025 03:38 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh man, I’ll bet that’s phenomenal…

Jealous.

10.12.2025 01:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tell me again when he served…

10.12.2025 00:59 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean, for that idiot Wingdings is the best possible choice

10.12.2025 00:56 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Dog toys are the bane of our roomba’s existence πŸ˜‚

09.12.2025 23:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, then I would likely be getting divorce papers πŸ˜‚

09.12.2025 23:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

So true

09.12.2025 23:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One problem with having three dogs and several bins of toys is that they each want one specific toy and you have to pull all of them out, one-by-one, u til you find that toy.

Repeat 3x

09.12.2025 23:35 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Was that video done with AI? He’s looking very plastic.

09.12.2025 22:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is why I have steel-toed boots!

09.12.2025 22:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey, I'm in marketing πŸ˜‚

09.12.2025 22:44 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

and zero focus groups

09.12.2025 22:44 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I guarantee a marketer came up with that

09.12.2025 22:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

LOL, β€œAirwife” πŸ˜‚

09.12.2025 21:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s shocking what people do to neighbor’s trees!

09.12.2025 21:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There is a whole treelaw subreddit on this topic πŸ˜‚

09.12.2025 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I am so jealous

09.12.2025 20:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A brindle English bulldog flops on his back in a circular dog bed. He exudes comfort and relaxation, along with zero productivity.

He is also farting.

A brindle English bulldog flops on his back in a circular dog bed. He exudes comfort and relaxation, along with zero productivity. He is also farting.

My coworker is hard at work…

09.12.2025 18:32 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wait until it hallucinates and tells him to put the baby in the microwave to treat a cold.

09.12.2025 16:01 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They have no idea of the cruelty of their fellow man.

09.12.2025 15:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am so very sorry for your loss. Thank you for giving her a loving home and may her memory bring a smile to your face instead of a tear to your eye one day soon.

09.12.2025 15:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Jesus…

And people in the U.S. are clamoring for civil war…

09.12.2025 15:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

QUIT TRAUMATIZING KELL, YOU MONSTERS!

09.12.2025 06:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a group of vikings salute in front of a cloudy sky with fatjesussaves written on the bottom right ALT: a group of vikings salute in front of a cloudy sky with fatjesussaves written on the bottom right
08.12.2025 23:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is the way of the midwestern dad.

08.12.2025 23:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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