@adownie.bsky.social
My most impressive skill is being "Snacktical" and applying tactical snacking. Former Army, current digital marketer, and all that email you get? Yeah, sorry for that. Husband, father, dog dad, chicken wrangler, and motorcycle rider.
Including that pillow
10.03.2026 15:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I still can’t believe they let us watch that as kids 😂
10.03.2026 15:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I have both of those things and still need to watch the ending.
10.03.2026 15:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Le Moo
10.03.2026 15:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I feel that, albeit for different reason (jet lag, strange hotel bed, time change, etc.)
10.03.2026 15:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Knew that was coming
10.03.2026 15:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Well?
10.03.2026 15:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Ummmm, how old was Coach?
10.03.2026 15:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
You know, I’m a little disappointed you don’t find bibles in hotel rooms that much anymore.
I don’t get to write “A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away…” in them as much because of it.
I was trying to think of the perfect response to that post, you came pretty close to it 😂
10.03.2026 15:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Okay, jet lag plus time change equals tired Andrew.
10.03.2026 14:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
So, to everyone freaking out over the steak and lobster orders from the DOD. They’ve always done this.
They’d bring in good chow ahead of deployments or even for monthly payday activities dinner at the mess hall.
Oh yeah, I am definitely his human.
10.03.2026 05:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Parties where people nerd out on esoteric topics are the most fun.
10.03.2026 05:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Sherman is probably being a total butt to my wife...
He doesn't handle my absence very well.
Someone mentioned watching Casablanca the other day. It was an offering on the plane, so I watched it again.
Such a great film. I love how the music has as much of a role as the story and characters.
sadly, I am away from them for a couple of nights. I'll give them extra pets when I get home, though
10.03.2026 04:51 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Top slice?! Really?!
10.03.2026 04:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The cycle completion chimes for an LG washer/dryer?
10.03.2026 04:22 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I only “like” it because it’s accurate…
10.03.2026 04:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I should send a new dragon to your garden 😂
10.03.2026 04:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I blame you for the rain I am experiencing in my short Seattle trip.
First time I’ve ever been here and the weather has been icky.
This is why I still love the Internet
10.03.2026 02:37 — 👍 15 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Or at least go and buy a pair of the same shoes in your size!
10.03.2026 02:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0So glad you’re home!
10.03.2026 02:34 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Proud of you man. I have been on a plateau for a couple months
10.03.2026 02:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It was a nerf gun and you know it!
10.03.2026 02:00 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Boooo
10.03.2026 01:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0LOL… “made”
10.03.2026 01:55 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Sadly, we don’t do anything when kids are gunned down, so…
09.03.2026 21:23 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0