Marisol or Soli. Either is fine!

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Just finished “Careless People”. What a breathtakingly dim group of dorks!

I deleted all the social media apps from my phone while I worked on my Disney fellowship application. Now that it’s in, I’m considering extending this hiatus. Despite a few backslides, I generally felt better using them less. A fairly obvious conclusion, but a personally important one nonetheless!

This is on par with Elizabeth Holmes’ “revolutionary” blood testing devices 🤣

Ugh I’m so sorry. Fingers crossed new shows will be cropping up soon

We could’ve had a Pope Pepperoni! 😢 2025 continues to disappoint

On April 24, ICE agents broke into a home of a family of US citizens in Oklahoma. The family repeatedly said we are citizens, you have the wrong people. ICE terrorized the family, ripped apart the house.

It's not "other people" that this is happening to. It's us. Open your eyes. Wake the hell up.

And Jenny Slate, too. Need so much more of this kind of absurdity in my life rn. Don’t you?

The only criticism I have to offer for the most recent episodes of “The Studio” is that there’s not enough Kathryn Hahn. Her character is truly iconic and deserves her own spin-off, “The Studio: Marketing”, co-starring Dewayne Perkins and Nick Kroll.

Holy moly. It takes incredible strength to take such a traumatizing moment and turn it into something more, in service of helping those just like him. What an extraordinary human being.

Thank you! Trying to remember to enjoy the process as much as I can along the way, and not focus too much on the results. I‘ll get there (ie. break through and staff) eventually, so I might as well have fun while I’m doing all of this 😅

Just finished shooting a short I wrote. Applying to grants for the next short, which is more ambitious/expensive. Polishing the sample my mentor encouraged me to write that’s my most obviously personal story yet. Gearing up for this year’s fellowships, while also occasion meeting with other writers.

I get that most people aren't really equipped to follow politics from a heavy policy standpoint, but an electorate that votes based on vibes is going to kill us all.

‼️‼️‼️ omg congratulations!!! 🍾

Once again, Ta-Nahesi Coates has articulated the point with an almost stunning clarity.

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Guys, I love all of you, but the answer to RFK, Jr. is not that autistic adults hold jobs, pay taxes, and get laid, it's that everyone deserves to live even if they can't work, pay taxes, or get laid.

Okay, what Francesca said. The silence from way too many of us rn is really something.

Oh I like this theory. It resonates with this millennial comedy writer.

Me too. Thanks for reminding me!

Whereas these actions led to my Harvard alum sister donating to her Alma Mater for the first time ever, the recent anti-DEI actions of my Alma Mater USC have put my regular donations on a permanent hiatus. I always donated to DEI efforts anyhow, so no point if they no longer exist! How embarrassing

Guess it is true that we’re taking their jobs lol

talked to someone at one of the top italian tailoring firms. they plan on moving manufacturing to the US. said that generations of italian tailoring skill and culture can probably be transported to boise, idaho. expect flawless transition by monday.

There’s a secret Stoney slowed-down version of the sound that I stumbled upon when last watching my DVD. I don’t know how I got to it, but all the voices were warped and it made me feel high even though I was not! Just a gem of an Araki movie.

I’m so jealous of this! One of my all time favorite movies. A classic Anna Faris performance for the ages. Full camp, which is my favorite genre.

Dow jones down 1900 for year

S&P down 840 this month. Now 875 since I took screenshot one minute ago

Good news. The American empire is falling. Bad news. I’m an American

Kathryn Hahn in The Studio.

That is all.

I suspect that this might’ve been the first time that many people have ever protested. I have no way to verify this, but it’s just a hunch I have.