maria💋

todo mundo dizendo q o twitter voltou, e o meu nem abre

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que semana cansativa (terça feira)

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virgem  bv  fiel  e  sem ex

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Transar sem amar tudo bem

Agora namorar sem amar é sacanagem

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“vc disse que gostava disso, então eu comprei”

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"quer que eu peça um açaí de 700ml pra você?"

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Minha vida se eu pudesse comprar tudo o que eu quero

ou eu sou muito burra, ou realmente não existe a opção de desarquivar um story do insta

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A arte de ler uma mensagem 5 vezes é n saber como responder

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um dia eu acho o vagabundo q criou o Excel

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Bem vindo ao bluesky aqui só tem gato e cachoeira <3

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Eu quero o twitter de volta 😭😭😭😭

q saudades do guedes

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virgem  bv  fiel  e  sem ex

o nome do meu filho será hugo souza🫦

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printar coisas q eu nao vou usar para absolutamente porra nenhuma

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“se for pra ser, sera”

- não foi

eu:

q saudades do meu cabelo grande, me arrependo amargamente por ter cortado

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" vc tem saído? " sim do controle

ai já pode acabar esse mês

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to precisando de vitamina P

pinto, pau e pika

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Zero namoro, zero ficante, zero conversante

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eu odeio me depilar, queria ter calvice na bucet4

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ah mas vc é jovem, tem muito o que viver no mundo"

O mundo:

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a pessoa te chama, você responde e ela te deixa no vácuo