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Well if you know how to retain those, I'd love to hear it. SCOTUS has been sacrificing those for years.

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Why does President blue cheese taste really awesome in France, but really awful in the US? I love it in France, but here, it just tastes like mold. 🤢

Me, please!

You are a goddess among mere mortal women.

You are a god among men, if that info comes with samples.

is portland hoarding all the good cheese

YouTube video by Rick Springfield - Topic How Do You Talk to Girls

#80sTop30 Starts 1st October.
Select your favourite thirty songs released in the 1980s. They don’t have to be ranked but you can rank them if you want to. Post one song per day throughout October.

7. Rick Springfield – How Do You Talk to Girls
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YouTube video by delahuerta Modern English - Ink and Paper Video

6. I forgot yesterday. I know you know Melt With You, so I give you my other favorite Modern English.

#80sTop30 Starts 1st October.
Select your favourite thirty songs released in the 1980s. They don’t have to be ranked but you can rank them if you want to. Post one song per day throughout October.

@drwambsgans.bsky.social ngl, i thought that was a made up last name, but there's a Leigh Wambsganss in Fort Worth who is a decidedly NOT Leslie-Knope-coded politician.

PEOPLE.

Since apparently many parents are remiss in this and did/will not tell you, allow me: Never, ever sell your mineral rights.

Even when you sell the land, RETAIN THE MINERAL RIGHTS.

I mean, it's kind of renowned for its storms.

Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop

Mount Everest rescue: Race against time to rescue 200 hikers stuck in blizzard Some 350 others have been led to safety by rescuers

Did NONE of these people check the weather???

www.independent.co.uk/asia/south-a...

Today is the day I'm gonna get raptored, I can feel it!!
#Frederic

Sadly, no.

The word "dreadful" was created specifically to describe her.

What a hosebeast.

Word.

Mrs. Elton is surely the most un-self-aware character in all of English literature.

Didn't the option to report an account for harassment and/or intolerance used to be in the report menu??? Where is it?

(nobody needs a dragon with distemper) 😬

I really want to start socializing Frederic as soon as he's old enough, so if we're mutuals, please drop me a DM so we can get together with our dragons once we've been raptored and they've had all their shots!

A green and gold dragon with glowing red eyes

I need to be up way early tomorrow, but I'm still awake on accounta how excited I am to be getting raptored for absolutely SURE tomorrow! #Frederic

At least you have to opt in? 🤬

YouTube video by Taylor Swift - Topic Actually Romantic

Okay, but this is kind of vicious, and I love it.

youtu.be/gCEA1bAjiuQ?...

Suspending Erin Biba, a Jewish woman for this skeet is nasty work. Between this and intentionally misreading Link’s use of a meme as a threat, bsky mods are more than willing to ban based on the Spirit Of The Law for *some* posters but never Jesse Singal.

bsky.app/profile/aman...

The goodest!

I'm a very responsible pet parent.

An Adobe stock image of the head of a green and gold dragon with glowing red eyes. He looks a little angry, but really, he's a big ol' cream puff. Watermark: Adobe Stock #649564460

Frederic will be very pretty. And I will teach him not to bark. Or eat the neighbors' cows.