@mrmayhem7514.bsky.social
Some motherfuckers still trying to ice skate uphill. ND Football, Philadelphia Union, Flyers, Brentford Bees and Umphrey’s. Older Than Joel. \mm/
@goldlikejoel.bsky.social how is this not in Joel’s Gold???
20.11.2025 21:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Wait until you hear about @goldlikejoel.bsky.social & The Warm Beers.
20.11.2025 01:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Is this a challenge?
19.11.2025 02:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I just found out that Stevie Wonder’s real name is Stevland Hardaway Morris….what next?
We’re probably gonna find out @goldlikejoel.bsky.social real name is Joelseph Cornelius Remington III or some shit.
Hey. Watch your mouff.
15.11.2025 18:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0LET’S GO BUBBA
15.11.2025 18:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Now give us relegation and make it a real league.
14.11.2025 13:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Fuck Kim Davis. Right in the ear.
12.11.2025 22:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0To be fair, the dick jokes were better back then
11.11.2025 01:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Dammit @goldlikejoel.bsky.social . Watching the nugs vid….
Quit fucking with us and just start touring with a baby grand.
I have to go to Fuck Ass, I mean Portsmouth Ohio tomorrow for two days.
Fuck.
Just sleep on Pony’s couch
10.11.2025 22:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0BRENTFORD BEES BITCH!
09.11.2025 16:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Say his name.
THIAGO!!! #ComeonyouReds
09.11.2025 02:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
It’s 5pm and I’m back in bed watch TV.
It’s cold and dark outside. I’m old. Fuck off.
@goldlikejoel.bsky.social none of my picks or shows that I was at made HoF. I’m done being a fan.
07.11.2025 22:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
@goldlikejoel.bsky.social when you yell song requests mid-set
07.11.2025 19:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They won’t play Forks because they are scared.
06.11.2025 17:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0But not Baribo?
That’s stupid.
@goldlikejoel.bsky.social if this isn’t on the next HoF, I’ll never listen to UM again. No more shows.
Which means it won’t be….
There’s never been a first ballot HoF candidate like this one. This is Tom Brady, Michael Jordan, Wayne Gretzky….all in one.
THAT is incredible stuff.
@goldlikejoel.bsky.social same for 10/26 Linear. Jesus.
04.11.2025 18:54 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
@goldlikejoel.bsky.social ‘s Gold nomination. Absolute fire solo here.
04.11.2025 16:19 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1Also, name a better refrain (I guess that’s what it’s called)
04.11.2025 14:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
@goldlikejoel.bsky.social I appreciate the tease for us old dogs who know who Judge Wapner was. Maybe if this was the theme song it would’ve stayed on the air longer.
04.11.2025 14:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1If you like dill pickles and bloody Mary’s, there’s a place just down from Cafe Du Monde that has ridiculous ones
03.11.2025 22:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Jesus. Dude crushed that.
02.11.2025 01:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Wow. Gotcha.
01.11.2025 23:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
