@thebennatan.bsky.social
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Explaining to my friends how quarterback contracts are technically extracted labor from their offensive linemen and skill players while they pretend not to know who I am
11.11.2025 18:28 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Dating Ivy Leaguers is so much fun. You just have to keep insulting their degree until they either fall in love with you or ask one of their friends in the CIA to kill you.
11.11.2025 18:25 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Very important to always point out that every early critic of the GWOT was 100% right about everything that was happening and would happen.
11.11.2025 18:20 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0These are concentration camps.
11.11.2025 17:38 β π 9 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0these people go β*insert politician* doesnt owe you anythingβ
βlet them restβ
what the fuck? lmao i beg to differ! these people owe us a lot, now are you willing to be serious for the first time in your life?
They let him Trade Luka
11.11.2025 15:29 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0we need communism NOW
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Public records show DHS is deploying the "Homeland Security Information Network" at college protests and football games.
11.11.2025 15:15 β π 143 π 103 π¬ 4 π 12Maye, Love, Bakerβ¦ we need to bring back the gunslinger
11.11.2025 15:18 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Packers need a true X and for Love to get hot at the right time and theyβll probably win a ring in the next 2-3 years.
11.11.2025 15:14 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Love is one of the last live by the sword/die by the sword type QBs in the nfl. His ceiling is incredible. He just has some bozo gene in him.
11.11.2025 15:14 β π 9 π 1 π¬ 2 π 2Pervert Uniform
11.11.2025 15:12 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0These should not be grounded espionage films. James Bond should have a little bit of a belly. There should be a scantily clad woman named SΓΆf Uckinghott. The car should have rockets on it.
11.11.2025 13:42 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The Daniel Craig movies were good but they really strayed from the light of what a James Bond Movie should be which is Kinda Bad.
11.11.2025 13:37 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Let me write the next James Bond movie I have an idea.
11.11.2025 13:36 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I canβt believe they traded Luka bro.
11.11.2025 13:35 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Philadelphians intimately know what this is like because they live in a city filled with perfect angel people yet are governed by the dumbest politicians alive.
11.11.2025 04:37 β π 35 π 2 π¬ 2 π 0The Eagles being an analytics heavy team is funny given that Nick Sirianni looks and acts like a guy who cannot do math.
11.11.2025 04:20 β π 81 π 16 π¬ 1 π 1Thank you to the Miami Dolphins for apparently not having any use for Vic Fangio or Jaelan Phillips.
11.11.2025 04:17 β π 11 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Matt Lafleur rolls worst 4th & 1 play call ever. Asked to leave Lambeau field.
11.11.2025 04:14 β π 12 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0No one told me Jaelan Phillips is hot.
10.11.2025 22:12 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thereβs effectively no civilian control over police anywhere in this country
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10.11.2025 20:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Itβs about picking up someone at the bar to save your marriage
10.11.2025 20:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0America needs a Third Week.
10.11.2025 20:31 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 4 π 0The president announcing Anti-Communism Week is funny because I think the only other dedicated week America has is for Sharks.
10.11.2025 20:21 β π 20 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0Donβt worry ladies if this is something youβre worried about, I am illiterate!
10.11.2025 19:52 β π 39 π 4 π¬ 1 π 0I feel like itβs not worth investigating either.
10.11.2025 19:40 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Donβt really understand the Sydney Sweeney thing.
10.11.2025 19:39 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0All of this was avoidable.
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