@cmira004.bsky.social
*She/her 🇺🇸🇵🇷🇳🇮 #NicaRicanAfroLatina MSY⚜️| MIA🏖️| BTR🐅| BUF🍗| LAS🎰| DEN🏞️ I accidentally dressed like Sadness one day.
05.12.2025 00:25 — 👍 619 🔁 132 💬 4 📌 6
Oh big yikes
05.12.2025 00:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I remember in college in Miami when I had 94.9 Zeta on during a shower, and while I was showering, they started to play reggaeton randomly after a commercial break. I was so confused but they announced that the format change had taken place like an hour later.
03.12.2025 04:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Football is just like when you and your cousins choreographed a dance to the Lady Marmalade cover made popular in the early 2000s for your parents.
(I was Pink AND Lil' Kim.)
Oh. I defo need to look like Jack McKeon walking around town!
01.12.2025 02:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If this is the ideal body shape of 2026, I'm feeling great.
30.11.2025 18:29 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I mean, I guess I'll get a "heaux" ballcap but that's mainly because I enjoy schadenfreude and my alma mater. Let's see how long this lasts!
30.11.2025 15:41 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Mercifully, the 2025 iteration of the Fighting Tigers of LSU has come to an end, and I’m thrilled about it.
30.11.2025 00:11 — 👍 41 🔁 2 💬 5 📌 0
Definitely have to share one of the most iconic Thanksgiving Day reenactments today. Grab those cardigans and highballs and enjoy! 🦃 🍁 🪶🔥🍽️
27.11.2025 16:47 — 👍 5646 🔁 1397 💬 1 📌 115Why is this me with my mother and my mother in law? You're in the gd wayyy, go sit down!
27.11.2025 22:58 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That turkey looks Aryan as hell.
27.11.2025 20:34 — 👍 27 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0How dare they withhold Sweet Eyepatch Baby Miss Rev from us. A pox on them and an extra disorienting Agge War Hymn rendition!
27.11.2025 03:10 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
‘SINNERS’ and ‘ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER’ will both be re-released in IMAX 70mm theaters on December 12.
26.11.2025 00:56 — 👍 373 🔁 51 💬 1 📌 16
Okay, I was scrolling really fast and have the timeline sorted by most recent. I definitely did a double take and then realized these were two different posts from you and the last was not a reply to @jamellebouie.net, haha. All the smart and cool kids are doing it, and they are in fact not scum. 😂
26.11.2025 19:30 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Godzilla, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot stomp on, courage to shoot them with atomic breath, and wisdom to do a big roar afterwards
29.01.2024 18:30 — 👍 1564 🔁 547 💬 16 📌 11I was a lifelong opponent of trigger warnings. Then I read Ryan Lizza's most recent Substack post.
24.11.2025 18:00 — 👍 603 🔁 61 💬 13 📌 4☠️
23.11.2025 20:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ok, it is gorgeous. *applause*
23.11.2025 04:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oooh weee look at that roux!! It's gorgeous.
22.11.2025 17:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The noise I just made, I am dying
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18.11.2025 03:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Totally. He leans in to listen to you and laughs at your jokes, and you think for a second you can change him.
17.11.2025 17:49 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This is the happiest I’ve been to win the Boot because those kids deserve it after the bullshit this team’s former leadership put them through
15.11.2025 21:06 — 👍 32 🔁 6 💬 3 📌 1For real. Let those synapses fire, Marge!
15.11.2025 06:09 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times."
14.11.2025 20:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Legit. Even with all the supposed excess, I don't think I ever saw a Rolls Royce rolling down US1 or Collins Ave, lol
13.11.2025 13:55 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I wish you could have heard the noise I just made ☠️
12.11.2025 23:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I need to do this, omg.
11.11.2025 23:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Fucking up a VLOOKUP chain ruins your whole day, I understand
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