Wish I knew what I was reading him in that first pic. We were undoubtedly watching TV in that second pic. Probably He-Man. He loved He-Man.
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(He/him) Film writer type, bylines at Daily Grindhouse, Neon Splatter, and others; vegetarian, expert on the films of Larry Cohen, cat herder, library lifer, cancer survivor, Chicagoan. All opinions mine.
Wish I knew what I was reading him in that first pic. We were undoubtedly watching TV in that second pic. Probably He-Man. He loved He-Man.
09.03.2026 05:10 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My sister sent me the slideshow they did for my nephew's service. These two photos of us from over forty years ago honestly punched me in the gut. We were only a few years apart in age and we were basically raised together until he was seven. Fuck cancer.
09.03.2026 04:49 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 4 π 0"Humans - Useful idiots that supply easy food and shelter or dangerous beasts threatening the entire ecosystem who should be exterminated with extreme prejudice? What say you, Mr. Mittens?"
09.03.2026 03:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Chicagoans be like βI know a placeβ and itβs this
09.03.2026 03:00 β π 68 π 7 π¬ 1 π 5Why do so many pharmaceutical commercials involve people singing and dancing in the street? I don't wanna take your drug if it's gonna make me act a fool in public.
08.03.2026 20:51 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I was interested in seeing it and then I heard the phrase that always makes me back away slowly: musical numbers.
08.03.2026 18:53 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0It's a freakin' gorgeous day out there in Chicago, but between the cursed day spent at the airport on Friday, marinating in the sadness of a FaceTime funeral, and daylight saving time overnight/insomnia, all I wanna do is nap on the couch all day.
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Vulture Cinematrix No. 712: Mar 8, 2026
I got 9/9 Correct
Score: 2679
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08.03.2026 01:51 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The people who live downstairs from me have a friend over sometimes who brings their dog along with them. When they leave to go wherever, they leave the dog behind and the poor things howls the entire time they're gone. It's starting to drive me insane.
08.03.2026 01:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Take two happening tonight. Doing half split yellow peas and half split chickpeas (not to mention soaking them longer) to vary the texture/flavor a bit. Gonna hit lighter on the coconut and up the heat a little.
08.03.2026 01:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@neuroticmonkey.bsky.social Happy Birthday, man!
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Vulture Cinematrix No. 711: Mar 7, 2026
I got 9/9 Correct
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Funerals suck, even when you're just FaceTiming in for it.
07.03.2026 16:37 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Listen, if this and the four specials are it (which I don't believe to be the case), he got a proper send off, which he never got at the The Movie Channel or TNT. We should all be so lucky. @themutantfam.bsky.social #TheLastDriveIn
07.03.2026 07:12 β π 19 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Um, I mean thirty years. I can't do math and I'm distressingly old.
07.03.2026 06:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Best final line of dialogue in a movie? Pretty close. @themutantfam.bsky.social #TheLastDriveIn
07.03.2026 06:36 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If I had ever come across Joe Spinell in real life and he wasn't covered in sweat, I don't think I would have recognized him. #TheLastDriveIn @themutantfam.bsky.social
07.03.2026 05:45 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Man, I've only seen this movie on a crappy VHS copy from the '80s. I can't believe how good it looks. #TheLastDriveIn @themutantfam.bsky.social
07.03.2026 04:56 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh, holy shit! THE LAST HORROR FILM! I love this movie! Haven't seen it in probably twenty years. #TheLastDriveIn @themutantfam.bsky.social
07.03.2026 04:45 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1I always appreciate a good red meat scene. Figure that the odds of at least one more vegetarian being created just increased.
07.03.2026 03:29 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Anyone else find it interesting that last month they showed HOUSE ON HAUNTED HILL and this month they're showing MESSIAH OF EVIL? Two of the four films that Elvira showed on her Shudder special.
07.03.2026 03:27 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Gonna say that this is maybe the best movie shown on the show. Not even joking. #TheLastDriveIn @themutantfam.bsky.social
07.03.2026 02:18 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0
Important to remember that there are still four more specials on Shudder and he's very very likely switching to another service after that. Don't be too mournful, folks. This isn't the end. #TheLastDriveIn @themutantfam.bsky.social
Even if it was, all good things end. Enjoy it while you have it.
Thanks. I honestly said my goodbyes in December when I visited. Wouldβve been nice to be there for my sisters and his kids, but not the end of the world.
07.03.2026 00:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Anyone else just get a text from Fright Rags that Joe Bob merchandise is on sale? Capitalism moves quickly.
07.03.2026 00:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Four times
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