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Allan Joseph

@allanmjoseph.bsky.social

I take care of critically ill kids, study the systems in which we take care of them, and try to make those systems better.

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Off the top of my head, the classic Baicker and Chandra Health Affairs article "Cooper's Analysis is Incorrect" has a devastatingly straightforward takedown of the paper it cites. Can't get to the underlying citation from my phone but here is the takedown:

www.healthaffairs.org/doi/10.1377/...

12.12.2025 22:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

premiumbusinessservices.com has been very good.

11.12.2025 13:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Different field, same problem.

bsky.app/profile/more...

18.11.2025 17:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"I didn't write my documentation" is probably not an airtight defense, either.

17.11.2025 14:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My favorite line (as a Notre Dame alum) is when Martin says "ah I hate when Fr. Mike covers Bulldog's show, it's all just Notre Dame, Notre Dame, Notre Dame" because it's also incredibly accurate

14.11.2025 01:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

God I love this show. S4E1 is my favorite episode but it is stiff competition

14.11.2025 01:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Don't forget the third measure otherwise you might have an existential crisis over your age

14.11.2025 01:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This would be incredibly complicated for me.

13.11.2025 17:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What we need is a critical care trial that uses AI/ML when it could have used logistic regression, with a noninferiority design with a wide margin permitting an NNH of 20 for one additional mortality. Then there will be plenty of takes from her account alone.

06.11.2025 14:34 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

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03.11.2025 19:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Tremendously insightful. (Coincidentally, another peds-adult difference I'd love to explore...a HUGE portion of inpatient/ICU resources are spent on a small fraction of kids with medical complexity/tech dependence, but they are also unlikely to die. So there may be more persistence.)

29.10.2025 16:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As usual I recommend @emilymoin.com's ongoing and insightful thread on this RCT

29.10.2025 15:38 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I also bet that SICUs/transplant ICUs/trauma ICUs have better outcomes and the PICU is basically one giant mixed unit (though in large hospitals the congenital cardiac ICU is separate)

29.10.2025 14:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ah my (old, heuristic-y) number was 30-50% mortality but those are probably more like tertiary/quaternary MICUs. (I think the general PICU population is like 2% on average but some of that is denominator inflation by admitting kids to PICUs whose equivalents never would have been in MICUs)

29.10.2025 14:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

100% agree conceptually. The snarky (but correct) answer is "it depends on which rivets and why they crash!" Which is also true for our heterogeneous ICU patients. I also wonder about second-order effects. If we put fewer A-lines in...does our capacity to insert/maintain them worsen over time?

29.10.2025 14:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If you want to compare/contrast with the Peds ICU, let's chat. On the one hand, our mortality rate is an order of magnitude lower (so less has to go "right" to survive since 95% of patients do) but on the other my gut instinct is that individual interventions may have higher marginal benefit.

29.10.2025 13:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I actually emailed Joe when I published that 8-state version and included the screenshot. Absolute legend. #IYKYK

28.10.2025 15:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

She's not kidding - here's a screenshot of notes I took in a class in 2016, in all likelihood followed by a text to Adrianna.

Super cool work which could unlock a whole new era of pediatric acute care research.

28.10.2025 15:38 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh the coffee at Constellation rules.

25.10.2025 12:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The @criticalcarereviews.com newsletter is a game-changer.

14.10.2025 00:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Some of my newest work - amidst everything going on, we're still trying to deliver excellent care to really sick children. But the system is under a lot of strain:

03.10.2025 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Impact of the Revised NRP Meconium Aspiration Guidelines on Term Infant Outcomes OBJECTIVES:. To evaluate the association of the Neonatal Resuscitation Program, Seventh Edition changes on term infants born with meconium-stained amniotic fluid (MSAF).STUDY DESIGN:. We evaluated the...

Maybe analogous: in '16 the Neonatal Resuscitation guidelines stopped routine intubation/suction for meconium. Delivery room intubations dropped a ton, and what was once a resident job became a fellow job...and I'd bet effective BVM training got worse too.

publications.aap.org/hospitalpedi...

24.09.2025 19:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One was a halfback pass, right? Because I think the stat would get more play if it was 5 straight INTs by the QB

14.09.2025 03:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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The athletic just did an article on this phenomenon!

www.nytimes.com/athletic/660...

07.09.2025 21:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Let me know if you want to think about peds inpatient/specialty care in this project

05.09.2025 18:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Very different population but this is something the neo and peds groups have tried to assess, and I'm sure someone will do after Oxy-PICU too. Two examples:

www.nejm.org/doi/full/10....

jamanetwork.com/journals/jam...

12.06.2025 21:12 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Our institution uses it as a very late pressor: journals.lww.com/ccejournal/f...

We try to stratify by direct renin levels if possible too

03.06.2025 15:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks!

31.05.2025 14:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You have a citation re ketamine direct effects handy so I can share with my fellows?

31.05.2025 14:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Is there a real advantage to ketamine over parenteral beta agonists? Does ketamine have direct bronchodilation effects beyond catecholamine release?

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