mercedes

The h in whoa goes wherever you want it: woah or woha or hwoa — they're all good. It's just a very accepting word

at least get the song right 🤦

Not the garage but it is the perfect weather for a garage doobie

Shaun of the fuckin Dead at a local brew and view with my MOM 😂

I also find it weird they announce this right now when it was the first question on this month’s survey? Least the one I took 😂

They have no cars, but a lovely tandem eBike

And now that I’m thinking about it I’m also pretty sure I’ve never heard them emit a noise, so that also leaves blind pedestrians at a bit of a disadvantage as well

They use cameras to help in navigation which means they’re recording everything and…doing what with it after? How long is my face being stored on Coco’s servers? Who else has access to that video? I didn’t enter into a relationship with Coco or consent to anything. The ordering person did.

Sidewalks are only so wide and the bots do not move to the side for humans, they slow expecting humans to move for them. Which puts them in stand offs with people in wheelchairs or slower mobility. They also like to wander right down the middle of the sidewalk instead of off to a side like people do

What?!?!??! That’s wild 🥴

Tots and bacon in a calzone hits different

Mood. I’m not completely dairy free but goddamn when I come back to Des Moines for work every menu I’m like “it doesn’t all need cheese! Or cream!”

The Matthew Broderick ad had me wanting to throw something at the tv

I really just want to talk to the person who lays out the weekly ad for Jewel/Albertson's. Cause I have so many questions about these design decisions.

They have “I have no idea what’s going on” energy in the best way

If I had more disposable income, the number of computers and phones that would have been lost to me just flinging them across the room because of things like that 😂

It does seem odd!

Every person who works at home with a dog knows they’ve picked up on whatever your closing meeting phrase is

Look I would fist fight the academy over this topic just tell me where to go 😂

Are you fucking kidding me?!

So when the final has Dill O’Reilly in it we shouldn’t read into that? 😂

It’s a weird thing I have when I watch shows that aired in 2001/early 2002, I try to see if I can notice the shift 😂😭

He should wear his own kneepads when he goes on these right wing podcasts

The sound that just came out of me in this meeting

I just watched that earlier and probably took half the movie to feel out what the actual vibe was 😂

And they’ve been *cooking* lately

We used to drive across the river to get to the theater with the bigger screens? Are they really this out of touch?

I take the 77 to therapy every week and I was so upset when they dropped the Rockwell stop bc they added in bike lanes. Why couldn’t we have had both?