cody

hater alert ! go lie on twitter more

don’t remember if i played that one growing up that sounds like a great idea… lego indiana jones came out right before it and i played that one instead i think

craving the sweet embrace of lego star wars

you could not handle what happens at 7 margaritas

ice spice has done irreversible damage to my vocabulary… like

oh bio i am glad you are here

shit aint been the same since we lost Groovy Bot

how long until i can stop meta-posting about the platform i'm posting to and i can start using it normal-style

need some new voice and tone guidelines for my bluesky postings... my stark humor and playful dryness must be reworked and reformed for this novel platform

kids today listen to gangam style and think “i was born in the wrong generation”

crazy time for this app to be slow as hell

gen z is trying to cancel my return flight

she doesn’t we went to the mall together in my dream

call me back when i can doom scroll on this app

well said

my tweets been going crazy now y’all decide to come on here

hey

damn i wish i could still get hand me downs

sure im old enough to rent a car now but like i don’t really feel like it

feel like a dumbass with a backpack on

my version of hanging out is when i’m “killing time in your area”

what i do is messy. i got a messy job

holy shit im formulating ideas

even the slightest threat of a good time and i will blow off work for the entire day like thats for someone else to figure out

bluesky merch just dropped

kinda confusing one to explain

just got pulled over for skeeting and driving