Prestidigitator John 🇵🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦

(this kind of thing is all over the place in d&d-adjacent fantasy of course though I gather somewhat less likely to pass unremarked these days).

The worst was hermione pointing out how much it sucked and the entire narrative being “lol look at the silly girl getting hysterical over the natural order of things”

Grok is there a song about him

It got popular enough during the campaign, especially I think among campaign volunteers, that Pritzker called it out a couple times in campaign speeches.

@nomads.bsky.social is also on bsky now

see if the power lines get eaten the electricity has to go somewhere

I remember it well

William Goddard was totally screwed by Franklin choosing his worthless son in law to succeed him as postmaster

Completely pathetic

even gretchen whitmer hiding behind her folder was better than this

why do you take this call. if you do take this call why don't you bury it as deep as you possibly can.

just crazy how bad cuomo is at this

I'm just going to point out that if a POTUS had become unfit for his duties and his admin was scrambling to decide how best to handle that then "top admin officials meet for secret discussion at VP's residence" is _exactly_ what that conversation would look like.

fuck you, texas, is a popular sentiment here

underrated how terrible latter-day cuomo turns out to be as a candidate

I don't think he could have based on my unscientific survey of all the normie dems i know being convinced he couldn't beat trump (and maybe they were right)

razors and electric shavers for some, small american flags for others

Palestine is a domestic issue. It will literally determine whether or not we have an actual First Amendment.

So yes I want my governor, mayor, local dogcatcher talking about it and on the right side.

Trump ❤️ Cuomo

That is centrist relative to bluesky

it’s one account with 256 followers. Christ almighty.

funny story, that sign is on the desk in his presidential library but as far as anyone can tell from photos was never on the one in the oval office

Lincoln clearly did

by which i mean they're getting an entire pitching staff back from the injured list, seemingly

theyre putting the band back together

like honestly if we're going to do that why not broadsides from the constitution instead

i regretfully cannot support taking the massive expense to get an 80-year-old warship operational when we could have good old american f-35s do the job instead

"Somehow, Napoleon returned"

A number of years ago I was asked if I wanted to be part of the NYC Columbus Day parade, and I said sure, as long as they were okay with me noting that Columbus was a genocidal fuckface to anyone who asked. It was then decided I should not be part of the parade.