¬𝐼 𝑓 𝑎

Sometimes Ifa wonders if ANYONE listens when he speaks.

"Brother, what part'a `happy birthday` went over your head here? It's a BIRTHDAY present. You know, for your BIRTHDAY?

That IS today last I recall. October fourteenth? How do you just put that outta your mind like that?"

Patting @dimidiumanimae.bsky.social on the back before handing him a little package with a smile.

"Happy birthday, sleepyhead. Didn't think I'd forgotten did ya? Lemme know how you like em', I can grab some more."

In the package are a few new vegetable seeds for Ororon to try out in his garden.

"That's what I'm TRYING to do!"

"He's gonna take my head off one'a these days an' it ain't gonna be pretty."

"It depends on who you ask, where you're puttin' your hands, how you're doin' it and WHY."

Rubbing his face before throwing his hands in the air.

"I surrender. You hear that, archon? I surrender. Get me outta this conversation before I dig myself into a hole even Cacucu can't fly me out of."

"Why do I open my mouth around you people?"

"I said between his OWN legs, not mine. Get your head outta wherever that just put it."

"You hush up, the peanut gallery is not entitled to an opinion here."

"SO? Put em' between your legs or tuck em' into your underarms, that'd be WAY faster... and it wouldn't make ME cold."

"I come back from vacation to this? I should'a stayed gone, brother."

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"Why do I have to be the LAST person to find out about these things-- what is WRONG with you? Don't you think that'd be something IMPORTANT to tell me?

Never mind the fact that I'm your best friend, I'm a DOCTOR, Ororon. You should'a told me so I could give you a once over when it happened!"

"That's not what I was-- wait, what do you mean half-possessed? The hell happened while you were out with that Fatui guy?"

"What? NO-- I gave those back already, hush up.

What I MEANT was I think it's about time you took one for the team."

"You know what I think you need right about now?"

// I said stfUP MFER.

"Dude, seriously? You're STILL doing that? Come on bro—... ther.

I've toned that down! It ain't ENTIRELY my fault that's one of Cacucu's only words. It's easy for his little brain to remember!"

"Can you stop with that for like five minutes or is it just ingrained in the very fibres of your being by now?"

SIGH.

"Humans by all scientific analysis are a part of the mammalian species so— yes, in a roundabout way.

I said you could ask me to TREAT you, not debate your— whatever's goin' on."

"...Not all juxtaposed statements secretly make sense, I said this before."

"I— no, that's— that's not what I meant my dude, I was saying you could ask me to treat you if you really can't figure out who to see.

Technically I'm not supposed to treat people but that doesn't mean I CAN'T."

"You know, you could just ASK. I may not practice human medicine but it's not like I can't apply any of it to people."

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There’s no such thing as 𝙂𝙊𝙊𝘿 𝙂𝙐𝙔𝙎 and 𝘽𝘼𝘿 𝙂𝙐𝙔𝙎 in war.

There’s only 𝗖𝗔𝗦𝗨𝗔𝗟𝗧𝗜𝗘𝗦 and 𝗦𝗨𝗥𝗩𝗜𝗩𝗢𝗥𝗦.

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