𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙱𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝙾𝚏 𝚈𝚘 𝙿𝚞𝚜𝚜𝚢 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚔

Finding out the hard way on why that person been single for a long time is the worse experience ever

Don’t tell me “think about it” because if I’m at that point I done already thought about it

I ain’t gonna cheat, imma just go to your favorite beauty supply store in my sweatpants without you 😌

Smhhh do BETTER 🤣

Why people that drive them tiny ass cars be having the worst attitudes?? Mf I’ll pluck that shit across the parking lot

Ew a potato salad lover?? & drums?!

Need a new friend 🥺🤣

What didn’t yall do?! 🙄🤣

Good afternoon to everyone except people that eat Cole slaw, potato salad, avocado, mint chocolate, prefer drums over flats, carrot cake, slander pound cake & people that drive Jeeps bc yall are dickheads of the roads ❤️

Virgos are absolutely draining & like it’s their full time niche

😩😩

When I’m mad I don’t even wanna be touched

I bit into a fresh Philly steak egg roll & moaned in soprano

When you don’t know where to ash so you pass the blunt & let them figure it out >>

If that ass jiggles when you sneeze at 9pm & it stops next week I hope your day was blessed ❤️

Yeah your pussy good but is it still gone be wet after I turn that fan on???

Women want a freaky nigga until I’m like this with the thong/panties she took off

But 😭

When did you come back ?! 🤣😭

I told a joke at a funeral once to lighten up the mood, nobody laughed but one nigga was dead tho

Fall is getting close so fellas when she take our hoodies we take that Stanley cup 😈

Four pics you’re using to defend your face card

Found my wife 😩

Huh whaaaa

Four pics you’re using to defend your face card

Fuck Baltimore Ravens

Don’t give me the best pussy & God tier performance in bed & think imma settle being a sneaky link, nah we loud & connected now my Queen ☺️

Listen to Jackie Chan for the rest of your life or take your ex back???

We all seen it sooooo 🤣