Florida Congressman Jared Moskowitz displayed a sign with the emojis ‘👊🇺🇸🔥’ during a committee hearing on Tuesday—the same emojis that National Security Advisor Michael Waltz used in a breached Signal... TikTok video by Daily Mail

Behold, Congress as the millennial and gen X comedy club open mic night , because why the hell not at this point🤷🏻‍♀️
"I think you're supposed to have the flexed arm instead of the fist"
🌎🗑️🔥🤷🏻‍♀️

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*dislike*

How are there still people knocking on my door to sell internet?? Isn't this an apocalypse???

The children told me to pretend to be a lava monster. I said "I lava you. Come here and let me lava you" in a monster voice. I just someone to know how funny I am, because these people don't really get it.

I refuse to endorse a future where AI might take over our jobs, but a vacuum can't sense and sort out all the Legos and toys it accidentally sucks up.

The "we're back" message thanking him made me so nauseous.

It's just the order of operations!

Me:🦇*walks up to linen closet, opens door, stares into void, scratches head* "whaaat.."

Eldest daughter:
"did you open the closet for? You're getting me a bandaid! *raucous laughter* Classic mommy!"

Aaaah the risk of being a "geriatric mother" they didn't warn us about. Excellent. Excellent...🤣🤣

I've been becoming increasingly concerned because the straws for our water bottles have been disappearing. Today I found a small straw stuffed in a bigger one, in a cat bed. Which means the cats and children have been colluding. I'm doomed.

That's not how these things work. People look at me and then realize I make sense once they see you!

My favorite thing about #Nosferatu was how they said "Christmastide" ONCE and justified billing it as a Christmas movie and opening it on Christmas Eve. I'll take any opportunity to watch horror on a "holy" day!
#LateTakes