had a halfway decent rugby practice tonight and am no longer a raging bitch thank you for listening goodbye
05.03.2026 06:50 — 👍 87 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0
had a halfway decent rugby practice tonight and am no longer a raging bitch thank you for listening goodbye
05.03.2026 06:50 — 👍 87 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0
new beard goofin
27.02.2026 20:28 — 👍 87 🔁 3 💬 5 📌 0
I wear clothes sometimes too fyi
26.02.2026 19:13 — 👍 112 🔁 2 💬 4 📌 0
bitch don’t tempt me you know I love a wig
23.02.2026 23:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I too wanna dye my hair every pink shade of pastel but unfortunately I am a bald
23.02.2026 23:05 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
this slayyyter album is going to have me getting my tits out alllll summer long
23.02.2026 22:59 — 👍 16 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0
👋🏼
23.02.2026 16:24 — 👍 339 🔁 21 💬 13 📌 0
something something thick thighs
16.02.2026 17:29 — 👍 227 🔁 15 💬 7 📌 0
Anyways here’s my tits
13.02.2026 02:38 — 👍 422 🔁 17 💬 6 📌 1🤤
11.02.2026 19:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I really think I could crush someone’s head like a watermelon when I hear Custer by Slipknot.
06.02.2026 23:54 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Breaking news: unwanted person shares unwanted opinion.
04.02.2026 18:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Finally got my shit together and dialed in my nutrition since moving to California. Down 10lbs last month, a looooooong way to go but we’re getting there.
04.02.2026 15:53 — 👍 234 🔁 7 💬 4 📌 0
I have something to say I have a crush on Darlene Mitchell and I’m not going to apologize for it
03.02.2026 22:50 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0
finally traded my shitty Amazon hood in for a real one and I’m smitten
30.01.2026 03:49 — 👍 74 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
gentle reminder I’m also a large unit
28.01.2026 19:35 — 👍 172 🔁 9 💬 5 📌 0
bald as shit but still get bed beard
28.01.2026 16:28 — 👍 195 🔁 7 💬 6 📌 0
but like…that first pic is literally my whole own ass?
27.01.2026 05:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Darious my ego can only go so high
26.01.2026 05:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
not to be dramatic but I just got off a rough cold and then went straight into food poisoning…I think there might actually be a god and she fucking haaaaaates my big ass.
25.01.2026 17:50 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0🥰
22.01.2026 17:03 — 👍 65 🔁 10 💬 2 📌 0
morning ya’ll
22.01.2026 15:57 — 👍 459 🔁 25 💬 8 📌 0
big boy
21.01.2026 19:06 — 👍 122 🔁 5 💬 4 📌 0
may have hit the cookie jar a little too well over the holidays 😬
12.01.2026 21:49 — 👍 382 🔁 11 💬 9 📌 0still not quite sure what sexistential means but unfortunately it is now in my lexicon for almost every situation 🤷🏻♂️
12.01.2026 21:24 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Ummmm… big
12.01.2026 18:44 — 👍 242 🔁 9 💬 6 📌 0
Merry Christmas heathens
25.12.2025 21:12 — 👍 180 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 0🤤
22.12.2025 18:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
seasoning greetings f*gs
17.12.2025 17:35 — 👍 199 🔁 2 💬 4 📌 0
🍪
16.12.2025 07:00 — 👍 137 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0