tommy!

SABAN: Yeah, Rece, there is absolutely a correlation between spread offense and how you line up, making yourself vulnerable to the run.

MCAFEE: Skibidi toilet

You can kill the PAC 12, but you can’t kill its soul

Am I hallucinating this?

Mario’s brain sparking like a microwave full of forks right now

Great command of the language on display here

generals gathered in their masses/president calls them all fatasses

yeah i hate to be the fun police here but this can’t happen. we can’t subject players to this

Sopranos style ending lmao

Salary cap circumvention is the one thing you can consistently count on leagues to punish because not only is it cheating, it clearly demonstrates that the owners should be spending more money on players but artificially agreed on a limit well below the players’ actual market value

they got Michael Jordan to leave a casino to attend this game

The bank app is telling me to "tap & pay like a boss😏" and "rally my crew". I am 37 years old and you are the bank. Don't talk to me this way.

Lord Farquaad

When there’s a safety lurking but it’s 3rd and 8

this era of everyone seemingly losing their minds is better understood when you see that a huge chunk of the country is in a form of benevolent solitary confinement

lions baybeeeeee

Good points made on both sides of the “banana discourse,” and I’ll just offer this:

-it befuddles me how they sell out football stadiums when the Globetrotters can’t sell out basketball arenas

-there’s some deeply “finger mustache, epic bacon win” millennial vibes on every bananaball video I see

The Swing Off was fun but you have an obligation as a baseball fan not to encourage it for this reason

Is it crazy to think Kade could at least could get a September call-up and see work out of the bullpen in the playoffs if Seattle gets there?

It’s incredible how much better USMNT been at set pieces this tournament than anytime in the past five years.

Rublev played at his absolute peak today and lost in four sets to an Alcaraz who I’m pretty sure was watching Aqua Teen Hunger Force inside his head for most of the match

Not joking about this at all: if someone thinks it's appropriate to be cruel about young children drowning in a flash flood because it happened in a red state, they should not be allowed indoors. They should be out in the forest burying their own scat

the whole 'red states bad, blue states good' mentality really puts into focus the way some of you people are about entire countries, actually.

A fun thing about American politics is that more people voted in New York City in a June primary than live in five states that get two senators.

Dewey from Malcolm in the middle saying: The future is now, old man

Literally begging you to post about Just Some Stuff. We will see the news I absolutely promise. Twenty people will repost the same exact thing about the news. Only you can post about a turtle you saw

so called free thinkers meme “gonna go a lil early to beat the pub sub line”

i’m never early enough

where the gay men goin chuck

why not decommission it the usual way: launching it into a million pieces over protected wetlands