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Asylum Warden and Steel Mill Manager

15 Followers  |  17 Following  |  44 Posts  |  Joined: 20.10.2024  |  1.9223

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nobody cares bird brain

09.02.2025 18:46 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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batman and the joker are standing next to each other in the dark ALT: batman and the joker are standing next to each other in the dark
17.12.2024 21:09 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

bats 🥰

02.12.2024 23:35 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

HARLEY!! Why haven't you come back with my delicious cure yet?!

10.11.2024 19:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Don't worry about it bird brain! I much prefer JELQING anyway.

30.10.2024 22:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

YOU MISSED ME BIRD BOY!

30.10.2024 16:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

THE JOKER MOBILE!

29.10.2024 01:14 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Drop by the Steel Mill! We have our own doctor!

28.10.2024 20:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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PROTOCOL 10? Never heard of it!

27.10.2024 01:26 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

OOOO BAT-SNACKS!

25.10.2024 17:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

NO PRISON CAN HOLD ME JIMBO!

25.10.2024 16:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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JOKER HERE! Let me remind all new residents of Joker Asylum that they are expected to follow 1 simple rule. Punishment for not following this rule is death. No ifs, ands or buts. You know what the best thing is about the rule? It's a secret. BAHAHA!

25.10.2024 08:36 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

I look BEAUTIFUL!

24.10.2024 14:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

WELCOME TO THE MADHOUSE!

24.10.2024 14:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

CORRECT!

24.10.2024 14:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Does anyone know where Harley has run off to! She should have been back with my DELICIOUS cure by now!

24.10.2024 09:52 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 7    📌 0

NOBODY COME TO THE MEDICAL FACILITY, unless you want some of Crane's DELICIOUS fear toxin!

23.10.2024 21:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Nothing I couldn't handle in my prime!

23.10.2024 20:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

BAHAHA! CANT CATCH ME JIMBO!

23.10.2024 20:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

OF COURSE BANE MY BOY!

23.10.2024 19:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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All new recruits will be subject to a mandatory full body search, inside and out!

I know some of you may feel a little uncomfortable at the idea of a giant Russian mercenary performing a full cavity search, but don't worry! You may even enjoy it, I know I did!

BHAHA!

23.10.2024 18:50 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

That's not my Jason! YOU'RE A FRAUD!

23.10.2024 13:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

After all we've been through I can't believe you didn't take me with you! Me and Harley could use the vacation

23.10.2024 12:07 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

CROC OLD BOY!!

23.10.2024 12:06 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Never could stand a tattletale!

23.10.2024 07:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Don't make me feed you to CROC!

23.10.2024 00:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

NONONO! it's MY asylum! Eddie doesn't have ANY control BAHAHA!

23.10.2024 00:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

that actually is, PRETTY FUNNY! BHAHAHA!

23.10.2024 00:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Eddie thinks putting his little green trophies around Joker Asylum means he controls it. VERY CUTE BUT THIS IS MY ASYLUM EDDIE.

BATS, can you get rid of this guy already!!

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23.10.2024 00:26 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1
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SIONIS? Last time I saw you was what? 9 years ago! What a Christmas! BWHAHA!

22.10.2024 22:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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