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“I’m going through a lot, don’t make fun of my appearance.”

2024:

Markwayne can punch a hole into his fucking brain.

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Anyway, here’s something different.

“Siri, where did Pete Kegseth go to college?”

Fun watching the ladder get pulled up yeah?

I think I need to stop admiring musicians beyond their music.

Flood the zone, baby

Harrison Bader’s monster home run (114 EV) at Maryvale left some damage on the Cactus Bowls food truck.

So have yall noticed more adults feigning learned helplessness or just not wanting to do shit in general lately, or is it just me?

So rich white kids who get hit in the head and sniff smelling salts have extremely bad takes, you say?

The future isn’t written but sometimes it feels like you got a glimpse of the rough draft.

Seeing Robert Carradine died and it was attributed to his “struggle with bipolar disorder,” really hurts.

I haven’t prayed in a while. It seems the communication has broken down and I’ve been unfaithful, or there was nobody to hear those cries to begin with.

I prayed today for a good day and was terminated.

“Which one comes out in a MAGA hat?

…I should go take my meds now.”

Immensely dislikable.

The real winner today are the rich kids.

“He’s a scrappy guy. He’s a gamer.”

He’s a dumb bastard.

I wonder how many Canadian players were actually excited about Trump’s talk of the 51st state.

A Pilot Precise V5 RT, a Zebra Sarasa R, and a Zebra Sarasa Clip.

I went to Daiso for pens. That’s normal, right?

I’ve yet to go to a St. Louis City match and it looks increasingly less likely that’ll change in the short term.

Gonna get that good sleep tonight.

“So, Laufey makes ice skating music?”

John Mac-laney getting that Kraft cash

But big ups to the orange cat for purring and cuddling with me while my head throbs and gut churns.

Wash of a week.

I always check Oklahoma news to see if I know the individual and I’m sad I don’t know this fella.

I’ve been sick since Sunday and I’ve missed four days of work. I really would like to work and make money.

I think I’m going to be able to work tomorrow!

I hate getting sick.

I know we all do but still.