ℙ𝔸𝕌𝕃!

What you see here in the children’s father, Bandit, is the culmination of sin. A father whose very name evokes crime, the criminal of criminals. Bluey, the color of sorrow. Bingo, lust for games of chance. Mother Chilli, who works part time at an airport in which planes “soar into the heavens”, thi-

Twitter post: UNIVERSITY POLICE Texas A&M Police @TAMUPolice Public Intoxication. Aggie Park. Contacted subject eating a sandwich with a water jug of whiskey. BAC was .337. Released to EMS.

My man was drinking himself a batting average.

WYOMING SPIN CYCLES 🔄 FOR A LEADING TD UNDER A MINUTE LEFT
DID WE GET A HEY DUDE REFERENCE?

Alumni of the, “University of What’s a Touchdown?”

I think the decision to start a crocked quarterback might not have been the right one, HCBV

There’s a Vegan option at the State Fair of Texas this year.

Lip service.

hahahahahahahahahahaha

Bands never really break up.

Last time until next time

That’s all they had for the longest time

peter thiel (clutching chrome plated human skull) tell me oracle... does the world end in fire, or ice? the passionate flames of the activist thunberg, or the frozen doom yudkowski demands?

chatGPT: ✨ What a great question, Peter! ✨

Let's break that tough Q down 🕺, in your favorite epic style:

Finding a reason to suspend... what was her name? Habeas corpus?

I just wanted people to have a better life.

You can always tell people who didn't work their way up through real jobs and manage based on the dumbest ideas they've heard of other terrible bosses doing.

Allow me to reintroduce myself

Hockey, what a silly sport.

Drake sitting there reading about how good the judge thought the song was and how everyone really enjoyed it

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“They went to St. Pious.”

The fun thing about the St. Louis “What high school did you go to?” question is not knowing like any of them and just nodding and saying, “Ah, yes.”

Half of the show is at the Jonas Brothers ‘Greetings from Your Hometown Tour’.

Bets on the #STL special guest other than @louiestlblues.bsky.social?

Wainwright

Chewed up Saucony Jazz Low

My dog committed a heinous act of terror against a large man in mosh retirement (me)

“If I have to create stories so that the American media actually pays attention to the suffering of the American people, then that’s what I’m going to do.”

??? takaichi is essentially japanese erika kirk this is not a girlboss moment

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“I’m actually libertarian.”

Good for him, for sure, but God, we’re old.

Hearing TJ Oshie providing analysis for ESPN is really doing my head in.

This is Chico. He is the star of this year's hottest film, Fast and the Furriest: Tokyo Drift. 13/10 (TT: mariana_rodrigues_ssilva)

Welp.