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HawkeyeRob

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Public educator. Southeast Polk, Iowa, Drake grad. Twitter ex-pat.

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Not impressed with the Fox WBC crew

08.03.2026 02:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My first job was at a pizza place. The manager told my buddy and me to get some ammonia and mop the men’s room. She neglected to tell the two 16-year olds to dilute the ammonia before using it. We came out of the restroom pretty dizzy.

07.03.2026 03:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Star Trek Voyager scene. Seven of Nine (tertiary adjunct of unimatrix 01) is pictured. She has a dolphin shaped metal robotic implant around her left eye because she is a borgs. Closed caption reads, "Fun will now commence."

Star Trek Voyager scene. Seven of Nine (tertiary adjunct of unimatrix 01) is pictured. She has a dolphin shaped metal robotic implant around her left eye because she is a borgs. Closed caption reads, "Fun will now commence."

It's the weekend, baby

07.03.2026 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 775    πŸ” 151    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 4
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Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧑)

07.03.2026 00:00 β€” πŸ‘ 754    πŸ” 278    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 7

I know it’s only spring training, but there still aren’t many things better than a walk off homer to beat the Dodgers. #AndThisOneBelongsToTheReds

05.03.2026 23:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I remember when trying to forgive student loans was massive overreach of Presidential power.

28.02.2026 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3621    πŸ” 977    πŸ’¬ 43    πŸ“Œ 15

That’s pretty much her general vibe.

27.02.2026 00:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Seeing reports that the SOTU is expected to be at least 2 hours, maybe closer to 3, and I would rather shave with a cheese grater than watch one second of it

25.02.2026 00:28 β€” πŸ‘ 105    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 0

My Lord Chief Justice, speak to that vain man.

20.02.2026 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 453    πŸ” 110    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 10

Well, that was interesting.

Wordle 1,706 4/6

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19.02.2026 13:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

If you were playing a drinking game based on Shonn Morris saying β€œverticality,” you’d be buzzing pretty hard by now.

18.02.2026 02:44 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The preview seems to have left out an important part of the MJ story.

16.02.2026 01:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I would love to see more Flavor Flav than Snoop at the Winter Olympics, because I can guarantee Flav would not have performed at Trump’s inauguration.

16.02.2026 01:12 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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14.02.2026 01:21 β€” πŸ‘ 532    πŸ” 185    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 8

Stirtz knows what I’m talking about.

12.02.2026 00:38 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just got home and turned on the men’s game, so they can start playing well now.

12.02.2026 00:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

No, and it still gives me flashbacks from the 3 weeks I worked there in 1985.

10.02.2026 23:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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US Olympic Curling Team member speaks out against ICE:

"I'm proud to represent Team USA. But we'd be remiss if we didn't mention what's going on in Minnesota and what a tough time it's been. What's happening is wrong. There's no shades of gray."

10.02.2026 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 32354    πŸ” 7758    πŸ’¬ 493    πŸ“Œ 649

Age verification? I remember a Reds World Series title.

10.02.2026 13:33 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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gradient.horse Draw a horse, watch it run!

omg everybody go draw a horse this is what the internet was made for

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09.02.2026 23:11 β€” πŸ‘ 7012    πŸ” 3611    πŸ’¬ 35    πŸ“Œ 154
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Turning Point USA to Air Alternative Super Bowl Where Patriots Win Conservative organization Turning Point USA will air an alternative Super Bowl that will give victory to the New England Patriots.

Turning Point USA to Air Alternative Super Bowl Where Patriots Win
thehardtimes.net/culture/turn...

09.02.2026 03:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1353    πŸ” 276    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 0

PSA: SEAHAWKS KICKER JASON MYERS IS NOW ON THE SUPER BOWL MVP BALLOT

VOTE NOW ON YOUR PHONES

www.nfl.com/super-bowl/m...

09.02.2026 02:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1206    πŸ” 440    πŸ’¬ 46    πŸ“Œ 85

Or a QB sneak for a TD

09.02.2026 03:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Omg I’m crying

09.02.2026 01:43 β€” πŸ‘ 143    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
Shot from the stands of the Bad Bunny halftime show.

Shot from the stands of the Bad Bunny halftime show.

What a moment.

09.02.2026 01:41 β€” πŸ‘ 8582    πŸ” 1808    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 96

Well, that was just all kinds of fun. What a great show!

09.02.2026 01:33 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dunkin ad was great until they brought Brady in

09.02.2026 01:01 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

New least favorite ad has to be Liquid IV and the singing toilets.

09.02.2026 00:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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BREAKING: The Epstein survivors are releasing this ad on this Super Bowl Sunday to send the message that they will not β€œmove on” from the largest sex trafficking scandal in the world. #standwithsurvivors

08.02.2026 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 44536    πŸ” 16944    πŸ’¬ 966    πŸ“Œ 967
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Are the running presidents from the Washington Nationals games moonlighting at the opening ceremonies?

07.02.2026 01:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0