Just Mel

Never flying United again. They got a fee for EVERYTHING.

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Has anybody else had the startling realization that they have most likely slept with a future Tr*mp supporter at some point and had NO IDEA?????

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8 days until me and the wife go to Tucson to spend Thanksgiving with my aunt and uncle, 88 days until MY BIRTHDAY CRUISE! Thank God cuz everything here feels a bit like a perpetual trash fire…
#AdventuresOfMelpha

Work meeting at two that I’m SUPER unenthusiastic about…. Let’s see who gets held accountable for their actions today…

Goosebumps and Fear Street

About time we got a new option…