Albert Kirk Jr

A GOT BAITH O THEM RICHT!!!!!!

ahem

Forgot aboot last nicht's gemm an gey naur forgot aboot the nicht's gemm.

A'm siccar A'd hae says

Arabs 2 - 1 Buddies 👀

An for the nicht A'll gang wi

Sheep 1 - 2 Bhoys
#FitbaSpaeman

Twa BANG ON agane, an gey naur the Auld Firm gemm, gin it wisnae for injury time.

An A maun tak ma ain rede in futur: NIVER back Kilmaurnock for ocht!

It's the Tassie neist week, sae Herts get tae pit thir feet up. A wee bit rest'll no dae thir injury leet ony herm.

MON EH FITBA

Aye but eichty-sax fair hings ower thir heids, dint it? Thraw it awa no an they'll NIVER get ower it. Anither generation scaurt.

Richt, here ma #FitbaSpaeman patter for the weeken. It's gaunnae be a muckle yin!

Dee 1 - 2 Hibees
Bairns 1 - 1 Killie
Jambos 1 - 0 Sheep
Livi 2 - 1 Buddies
Well 2 - 0 Arabs

Teds 2 - 1 Bhoys

Aye, A ken A ken A ken. Dinnae gie us yer snash... a Livi win!?!?!😮

"I see the Reform candidate got 10,578 votes in the Gorton and Denton by-election."

"Goodwin?"

"No, he got pumped."

Very sad to hear Rob Grant has passed away. His work on Red Dwarf was probably the main fandom outside comics for my young-teen self, and I was looking forward to reading his new Dwarf novel. RIP.

www.ganymede.tv/2026/02/rob-...

A monochrome photograph of the upper stories of old building – the Canongate Tollbooth. Prominent is a tower with a conical spire, a conical bartizan and a projecting clock.

Ane o a feck cockernonie biggins in Embro.

One of a large number of picturesque buildings in Edinburgh.

#Scots #ScotsLeid #ScotsLanguage #photography #backandwhite #monochrome #buildings #street #Edinburgh #Scotland #picturesque

Luiks like A ower estimatit the perr o them 🙂

Richt result but. A'll tak yon.

Swith bit o #FitbaSpaeman patter for the nicht:

Arabs 1 - 1 Sheep

Gin baith teams cud lose A reck it'd happen 😅

Threid

By jings an tae hang! Whit a weeken! A got twa BANG ON (the Arabs an Jambos gemms). A got shree o them gey, gey wrang but. Whae'd hae thocht Livi wad find thir riggin-banes wi ten gemms tae gang?

Shairly it's Herts' league tae chuck awa noo? An Well maun fancy a crack at saicont, eh?

MON EH FITBA

GLASGOW ON THE RISE

With Celtic and Rangers DOMINATING the xG stats today, could the Glasgow duo threaten Scotland’s best two sides?

I hope ye’re aw ready tae hear Elvis’s sang Jailhouse Rock translated intae Scots! When the film came tae the Picture House in Gawston, it was the first time this wean experienced mass hysteria. I record it aw in Born in Kyle - A Love Letter tae an Ayrshire Childhood on Audible, Kindle & Amazon.

Here the #FitbaSpaeman patter for the weeken:

Sheep 2 - 1 Dee
Arabs 1 - 1 Killie
Jambos 1 - 0 Bairns
Buddies 0 - 2 Well

Bhoys 2 - 1 Hibees
Livi 0 - 3 Teds

Tak tent o yersels!

BROOKE GLADSTONE: The Inquiry brought up the case of Denholm Elliott's daughter - PAUL McMULLAN: Oh, yeah - BROOKE GLADSTONE: - which is one case that you truly do regret. PAUL McMULLAN: I do, yeah. After Denholm died, she hit rock bottom, was allegedly doing methadone. And although she had, you know, the half-million-pound flat that Denholm had bought her, she didn't have any money to get her ten-pound bag in the morning. So she'd get up and go begging at the tube station. Here was a young girl crying out to be helped, and she met a police officer who didn't help her but rang up the News of the World and asked for money because he couldn't believe that this is the same girl who'd walked down the red carpet behind Eddie Murphy with Denholm Elliott, you know.

BROOKE GLADSTONE: And you offered her 50 pounds - PAUL MCMULLAN: Yeah. BROOKE GLADSTONE: - if she would come to your place and have sex. So you led her into prostitution, which she wasn't in that space for. PAUL McMULLAN: No, indeed. But she was in such a bad place that someone offering her 50 pounds for sex. I mean, that's five bags.

BROOKE GLADSTONE: So how do you justify that? Yes, she was a drug addict, yes, she was begging. Why push her that extra step? Why take pictures of her topless? PAUL McMULLAN: I was keen. It was in my first year. I wanted to impress Piers Morgan, who was my boss at the time, and just wanted to say, not only have I caught this girl begging, but l've got pictures of her topless and I've got her offering me sex for 50 quid. How great am I? BROOKE GLADSTONE: This is a pretty dehumanizing enterprise, not just for Jennifer Elliott, but for you, yourself. PAUL McMULLAN: Yeah, that's why I feel terrible about it, not just 'cause she killed herself afterwards, but I, I actually liked her as a person.

Sharing from a friend, a passage from the Leveson Inquiry regarding the British actor Denholm Elliott, who died of AIDS in 1992. Three years after her death, the News of the World journalist Paul McMullan did the following to his daughter—neither a celebrity nor even someone of public interest.

Oops. Forgot aboot the gemm the nicht.

A'll gang for

Sheep 1 - 1 Well

The Dandies'll be 1-0 up at hauf time an A reck baith teams'll hae a guy sent aff by the twintie-five meenit merk.

I imagine it was extremely disturbing

No ma maist successful bit o spaein. Well, the Bhoys an the Hibees sparin ma black-affrontery fae a result perspective. No a score richt but. Lesson weel lairnt: dinnae dae gimmicks! Yaise yer spaein talent (!) 🙂

They are trolling Jim Ratcliffe.

Far-right thug Tommy Robinson flees UK after police warning over terror threat Far-right thug Tommy Robinson took to social media this evening to proclaim himself a 'priority target' for ISIS, adding he had fled the UK after receiving a call from Bedfordshire Police

Fighting age man flees his homeland to seek asylum on overcrowded island.

A think it's a daicent summary o awthin for a general audience, an A think the kenspeckle fowk that they tak tae hae fair earnt thir poseetion in the text. A tak yer pint but that it's no a deep dive. A'm takkin it as a win but 🙂

Screenshot of Tommy Ten Names, claiming he's afraid and fleeing the UK.

Just checking, it's now ok to flee your homeland, because you're afraid for your safety, and seek refuge in another Country?

Glad we've cleared that up. Let's hear no more about immigration and refugees then.

Saturday Pootle

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Can social media resurrect the Scots language? Inside the decidedly modern campaign to revitalize a lost language (that some say isn’t truly a language).

I feel the need to comment about this article about the resurgence of the Scots language on social media.

Its a relatively comprehensive roundup of the field, speaking to many Scots social media luminaries, but there's something I feel is a bit off.

www.nationalgeographic.com/history/arti...

Can social media resurrect the Scots language? Inside the decidedly modern campaign to revitalize a lost language (that some say isn’t truly a language).

A couple of well known faces cropping up in National Geographic promoting Scots.
www.nationalgeographic.com/history/arti...

Here ma #FitbaSpaeman patter for the weeken.

Gaunnae keep it simple for youse 😃

Dee 2 - 1 Livi
Bairns 2 - 1 Arabs
Hibees 2 - 1 Buddies

Killie 1 - 2 Bhoys
Well 2 - 1 Sheep
Teds 1 - 2 Jambos

A'd luv tae hae went for 1 - 2 atween Well an the Dandies tae keep ma pattern richt. Cannae see it but.

Cud hae been waur.

Sunday's luikin like a belter noo!

MON EH FITBA