*tips hat at ill woman* ma’lady
04.03.2026 23:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0*tips hat at ill woman* ma’lady
04.03.2026 23:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Almost done with this rewrite and of course NOW I’m thinking of adding in a new character
11.02.2026 23:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Tried one for the first time last week and loved it ☺️
27.01.2026 23:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Not anymore 🙂 (in all seriousness this will probably last me over a week)
27.01.2026 23:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Boy lunch
27.01.2026 22:16 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
The FBI agent watching me through my webcam as I write the worst script they’ve ever read
22.01.2026 23:10 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Roth Ira would make a beautiful name for a fiscally aware newborn
19.01.2026 21:58 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Not to be a cringe millennial but sometimes there’s a dog that’s a heckin pupper
15.01.2026 23:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m not family friendly I’m family hostile. Your kids are ugly and your husband has a flat ass. I’ll stab you
11.01.2026 01:47 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Me: I’m gonna write so much today :)
The word document:
me as a judge: do you pinky promise you didn’t commit those atrocities
24.12.2025 00:10 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I wonder if reverse catfish exist like a hot person will pretend to be someone ugly and when they meet someone for the first time it’s like surprise shitwad
05.12.2025 01:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
When you try petting the stray cat but they run away
25.11.2025 01:39 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0There’s no better high than finishing a script/rewrite. Will I hate it when I read it? Absolutely. But I’ll bask in this afterglow in the meantime
19.11.2025 00:10 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Happy Monday let’s write those scripts
17.11.2025 23:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
This is what it’s all about
11.11.2025 00:01 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Does anyone else get hiccups when they eat too fast or am I simply a beast
08.11.2025 00:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s my pleasure!
01.11.2025 00:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Happy Halloween to all my queer followers!! If you’re straight have a good day too I guess
31.10.2025 20:30 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Tackling this script revision without a clearly defined beat sheet
30.10.2025 00:08 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Do you think average joe and smart aleck ever explored each other’s bodies
28.10.2025 22:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Huge congrats my friend!! 😸
26.10.2025 20:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Those aren’t typos they’re my friends
21.10.2025 23:41 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Someone’s ready for Halloween
07.10.2025 00:25 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I will finish this rewrite I will finish this rewrite I will finish this rewrite I will finish this rewrite I will finish this rewrite I will finish
01.10.2025 00:03 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Draft 1 / Draft 2
26.09.2025 00:42 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s only a matter of time before RFK Jr. bans the cootie shot. Don’t you dare touch our circles or dots
24.09.2025 00:04 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
IT’S TIME
23.09.2025 04:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What do you mean Toy Soldiers and Small Soldiers aren’t the same movie
19.09.2025 00:12 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Was feeling fine talking to myself until I realized I failed the bechdel test 😔
10.09.2025 00:31 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0