@gothictoaster.bsky.social
The Drive-In Will Never Die
MICHAEL BAY: this dumb blond only remembers his final words and not their entire ass argument about "dreams are real" lol
20.11.2023 00:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh Clancy Brown in the cemetery Jesus
20.11.2023 00:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0He cuts his own throat with a bread knife then there's a hard cut to the title and then the funeral and there no creating the glove in the smoky boiler room
20.11.2023 00:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Dean at Starbucks but it's lit by Michael Bay
☕️
20.11.2023 00:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0When you're losing an argument spill the coffee...
These dreams, they're real
They're not real
They are real *spills coffee* *wins argument*
Instead of waking into the boiler room he sees dead animals and suddenly we are in a sweaty hetero-lighting diner crammed with vegetarian nightmare fuel and tall flames. There's no music to accompany the transition from dark wet diner to fire steam pig head.
20.11.2023 00:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Within the first minute a man uses a slur at a waitress who is ignoring him, the lighting and color grading makes everything yellow, green, or red. And everybody is sweating and I think the movie is on the verge of an explosion.
20.11.2023 00:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Producer: MICHAEL BAY
20.11.2023 00:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I guess I could start by saying Freddy shouldn't have been allowed to say more than five words per scene unless they were ad lib by Robert Englund.
20.11.2023 00:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I'm contemplating watching Nightmare on Elm Street (2010) again and drinking a ton of whiskey but I'm afraid I'll post about it and I don't like saying bad things about movies.
20.11.2023 00:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I fell asleep during this movie twice because it was so boring. Even the ridiculous spectacle they tried to jam in there wasn't entertaining.
31.10.2023 18:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Mom from the first exorcist movie says she couldn't be in the room with her possessed daughter "because of the patriarchy"
Spoiler:
You almost immediately find out that it was not because of the patriarchy.
Nice stinger please watch #HellHouseParry
31.10.2023 02:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0So I guess the theme is, evil never dies. #NowYouKnow
31.10.2023 02:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0It's time to go full Blair Witch #HellHouseParty I ain't complaining
31.10.2023 02:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Oh damn it's time for some based ass goth synth music I love this film!
31.10.2023 02:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Men are usually like, I could outrun a clown statue. #HellHouseParty
31.10.2023 02:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Man apologize to clown
31.10.2023 02:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Chase Bentley's last recording looks like my unwinding routine every night should I be worried #HellHouseParty
31.10.2023 01:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0"What the fuck is that?"
I'm assuming it's very small clown on the staircase.
"FUCKING CLOWNS" lmao #HellHouseParty
31.10.2023 01:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0'The film is slowing and turning into exposition'
'Time for the sexy'
'Aye eye, captain'
They got her fired in a video conference utilising an ancient configuration of folders known as the Win95 autoexec.bat matrix #HellHouseParty
31.10.2023 01:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Dog say, what?
Homeboy is like, 'we should leave, I totally have your back' and she's like, uh huh thanks
31.10.2023 01:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Laughing Gandalf knows they're screwed
The lights are out and there's clowns in the basement and they're gonna find the breakers instead of leaving #HellHouseParty
31.10.2023 01:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0'Welcome to the Abaddon Hotel house fire antique shop' nooooo #HellHouseParty 'Rebecca notices something about the clock and they all got fucked'
31.10.2023 01:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Oh shit he found the clowns www.imdb.com/title/tt2279...
31.10.2023 01:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0How does this film just keep getting better? Lmao
31.10.2023 01:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Oh that selfie ghost scene was tight! #HellHouseParty
31.10.2023 01:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0She's too good for your old murder houses, internet sleuths
31.10.2023 01:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
