The Wizard Finch

lamp

sexy ass lamp

stupid green little goblin shit being thrown into the trash can of doom

stupid fucking goblin

in the downwards dancing darkness of the dungeons darkest depths, dives dragons and drop bears and dwarfs a like, drunkardly drinking daiquiri’s and dangerously devouring dandelions, dastardly drowning in devilish delight.

hellllo bluesky!

3 soldiers driving an army jeep.

I'M JUST HAPPY TO BE HERE OKAY

@felixfinch.bsky.social @skelbton.bsky.social
#oc

this was posted long before we were married mein schatz

you look so much like someone i used to know, it warms my heart every time i see you upon my timeline.

oh… there is a wizard lawyer somewhere around here… i wonder if he made his way to bluesky yet…

HHH

i am STEALING this

… you may stay…

i-i… i don’t want to be held by a dead man….

oh dear…. the wizard finch hast not thought that far… perhaps a throttle?

it’s my third tower this MONTH!!

that broom was over a hundred years old!

i know it is my wizardly duty to be loyal to my study’s and hide away in my tower but oh how i yearn to be held in the big strong arms of… WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY MOPING CHAMBER?!? GET OUTT!!!

ALL OF THEM!! AND BROKEN THEM ALL INTO LITTLE TINIER VERSIONS OF THEMSELVES AND FLOODED MY TOWER!!

woof wooof

listen here you little filthy rat… if you EVER pull that shit again-

nay…. peedle hast just a need for speedle…

please…. for the love of george… @peedlefinch.bsky.social please stay still for one minute i can’t take much more of this

what the hell are the gnomes up too

POTIONSSSSS FOR SALEEE! POTIONS FOR SA- *trips over my cloak* OOOUGH~ OH! *thud* AH! *thud* ERG! *thud* OOF! *thud* OW! *thud* FUCK! (i fell down the stairs)

what an idiot

MAYBE YOU SHOULDNT HAVE BURIED IT ALL ON MY LAND!!!