Scott Fenstermaker

Salespeople: “Coffee’s for closers only!”

Also salespeople: “I’m rejecting this lead because he wasn’t already ready to sign when you gave him to me.”

This amazes me, and I’m not sure why I’m not seeing it more widely circulated.

They killed the people to whom they might have handed power?

Or is Trump just THAT confused?

To the people who still call themselves conservatives or occasionally vote Republican because of mental association with military or economic competence, ask yourselves:

When was the last time either were true?

Has either ever REALLY been true?

There’s never an imminent threat.

“I voted for Trump because I thought BLACK sons would be the ones in danger…”

You know what George W Bush found out the hard way? Killing people is the easy part.

Wait wut?

Jeffries then added, “…and the DOJ is still withholding millions of Epstein documents - documents that could be burned for fuel to bring down the cost of heating…”

Also reported to be in their “last throws.”

Huh.

How can you not win best ensemble when Michael B. Jordan contributes twice?

“…this is a nation-DESTROYING war…”

“Not great, Bob.”

Abby Elliott holy shit…

#ActorAwards

It was on a bullet about simplicity, and removing the unnecessary. I thought it had finally learned to be funny.

“By the time they see all the files, I will have brought peace in the Middle East, and no one will stop my legacy!!!”

“We’ll assassinate the dude, and then you guys do some shit.”

I think this was roughly the same level of thinking when we tried to give Castro an exploding cigar.

It used to be that the U.S. could claim, as a serious moral differentiator, that it attempts to avoid civilian casualties instead of maximizing them.

That’s was before we blew up a girls’ school.

“…well, I agree with his policy.”

His policy is to use American service members’ lives to dog-wag his way out of accountability for pedophilia.

If you support this, that’s what you’re supporting.

The outcomes are irrelevant when undertaken in manifest bad faith.

You go to war with the dog-wagging beshitted pedophile moron you have, not the dog-wagging beshitted pedophile moron you want.

Hahahahaha

Top officials of the Trump regime are not talking publicly about their war against Iran because they don't really give a crap what the American people think.

It’s probably the case that both parties historically enabled long-term leadership cliques until the Tea Party, when R ideologues started primarying institutionalists left and right.

Dems are more fractured, and so its harder to dislodge incumbents.

There may come accidental positive outcomes from this…

But the heart of what’s going on is that Netanyahu wants to avoid prison by cosplaying King David, and Trump wants to change the subject and erase the Obama administration by achieving “peace in the Middle East.”

No credit should accrue.

a man says there 's something very familiar about all this in front of a diner ALT: a man says there 's something very familiar about all this in front of a diner

“Preemptive” military operations
No coalition support
No Congressional declaration of war
No meaningful Congressional checks
No strategic military goals
No realistic succession plan
No exit strategy
No competent civilian military oversight
No competent Commander in Chief

If the executive operates in manifest bad faith, everything he does must be opposed whether you like the policy or not.

All positive outcomes are accidental byproduct of self-enrichment., and simply empower more bad faith.

He didn’t win two?

Would have also accepted “10-year-old gamer.”

Cool, cool.