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VP in risk industry, mentor for startup founders, amateur mixologist, Krav trainee. My followers are all of exceptional wit, style and charm.

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Abby Elliott holy shit…

#ActorAwards

01.03.2026 23:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It was on a bullet about simplicity, and removing the unnecessary. I thought it had finally learned to be funny.

01.03.2026 22:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œBy the time they see all the files, I will have brought peace in the Middle East, and no one will stop my legacy!!!”

01.03.2026 22:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œWe’ll assassinate the dude, and then you guys do some shit.”

I think this was roughly the same level of thinking when we tried to give Castro an exploding cigar.

01.03.2026 22:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It used to be that the U.S. could claim, as a serious moral differentiator, that it attempts to avoid civilian casualties instead of maximizing them.

That’s was before we blew up a girls’ school.

01.03.2026 22:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œβ€¦well, I agree with his policy.”

His policy is to use American service members’ lives to dog-wag his way out of accountability for pedophilia.

If you support this, that’s what you’re supporting.

The outcomes are irrelevant when undertaken in manifest bad faith.

01.03.2026 18:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You go to war with the dog-wagging beshitted pedophile moron you have, not the dog-wagging beshitted pedophile moron you want.

01.03.2026 18:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hahahahaha

01.03.2026 18:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Top officials of the Trump regime are not talking publicly about their war against Iran because they don't really give a crap what the American people think.

01.03.2026 17:49 β€” πŸ‘ 179    πŸ” 44    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 4

It’s probably the case that both parties historically enabled long-term leadership cliques until the Tea Party, when R ideologues started primarying institutionalists left and right.

Dems are more fractured, and so its harder to dislodge incumbents.

01.03.2026 14:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There may come accidental positive outcomes from this…

But the heart of what’s going on is that Netanyahu wants to avoid prison by cosplaying King David, and Trump wants to change the subject and erase the Obama administration by achieving β€œpeace in the Middle East.”

No credit should accrue.

01.03.2026 14:36 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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a man says there 's something very familiar about all this in front of a diner ALT: a man says there 's something very familiar about all this in front of a diner

β€œPreemptive” military operations
No coalition support
No Congressional declaration of war
No meaningful Congressional checks
No strategic military goals
No realistic succession plan
No exit strategy
No competent civilian military oversight
No competent Commander in Chief

01.03.2026 14:13 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If the executive operates in manifest bad faith, everything he does must be opposed whether you like the policy or not.

All positive outcomes are accidental byproduct of self-enrichment., and simply empower more bad faith.

01.03.2026 13:56 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He didn’t win two?

01.03.2026 13:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Would have also accepted β€œ10-year-old gamer.”

28.02.2026 18:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cool, cool.

28.02.2026 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œYou have no curfew, son. Just tell me if you’re going to go out and drink.”

28.02.2026 18:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Here’s my theory on why no one should be on social media:

The people who I wouldn’t be without, like Dare, are people I would encourage to care for their mental health and well-being. Why subject yourself to invectives from morondom?

The people who I COULD do without can fuck off by definition.

28.02.2026 18:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Shouldn’t you have to approve and fund this shit?

28.02.2026 18:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Everyone who wants everything both ways: β€œWell, Trump is kinda not good but I like his policies…”

Once you are acting in manifest bad faith, it doesn’t fucking matter the outcome. You have any idea how many pesos Juan Peron gave to poor people?

28.02.2026 18:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ll do you one better: the U.S. gov’t is best understood as an enormous risk mitigation apparatus for risks too big for the lower levels: defense, elderly health, inflation, cyber threat, etc.

When you dismantle it to unify the executive, all the risks start mutually amplifying. That’s this.

28.02.2026 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Conservatives in the U.S., contrary to their own narrative, have never changed.

They are simply operating under a more authentic brand.

28.02.2026 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🎯

28.02.2026 17:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Exactly right.

All the more reason to believe Trump wants the operation, or the resulting empowerment that might accrue to him, in time for the election.

28.02.2026 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Highly likely. Easiest move that doesn’t involve handing it back to a different Ayatollah.

28.02.2026 17:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Charlie Kirk called it insane precisely because he thought it more likely from a Democratic administration.

Had Trump campaigned on war with Iran, Kirk would have been his most vocal supporter.

28.02.2026 17:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Republican. Noun:

2006: β€œone who breaks the government to run on how broken it is”

2026: β€œone whose leader has to be a pedophile before they withdraw support, and not even then”

28.02.2026 17:10 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

One thing is highly probable: when Trump starts interfering with elections, it will be on the states grounds of preventing interference.

With Rs, every accusation is a projection.

28.02.2026 16:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Example: Trump tries having OFAC designate major Dem PACs for asset freezing, on the grounds that they receive funds from Palestinian activists, which in some cases they can demonstrate may originate from Iran.

Crazy, yes. Partisan, yes. But SCOTUS could easily slow-walk review if it wanted.

28.02.2026 16:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If Trump decides to assume some kind of war or emergency power to influence the midterms, it’s important to note that time is on his side.

Power assumptions depend on interpretations. Even if enjoined, SCOTUS could lift it on the Shadow Docket and simply slow-walk the underlying case.

28.02.2026 16:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2