Mikaelalv

obsessed with the woman who covered Friday Night from ITYSL

Desert Bus 2025 A charity fundraising marathon in support of Child's Play Charity.

Ladies, Gents and all between and beyond.
Desert Bus 2025 is now departing for fun, joy, hijinks and a whole lot of hope!
Let’s prepare to get silly for a good cause!
desertbus.org

Acab isn't just for cops can also apply to cats!

Wore my Luka 1s to work in honor of Nico being fired

Blue background with "OOF" written in yellow letters across it

Ed Ruscha, OOF, 1962-63 www.moma.org/collection/w...

Zohran meme generator: wood for sheep

Surely this has already been done right

Kind of want to build a nin the pain artist deck with the art altered to be big naturals dick cheney

succubus - female demon that seduces men

incubus - male demon that seduces women

vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party

a couple years ago i contracted with one of subway's ad agencies for a small rotating sandwiches collab that ultimately they decided not to publish and i never did anything with. today feels like a good day to post one of them. here's my favorite subway sandwich, the veggie delight

I think it’s important to remember that you don’t get points for being a bootlicker, you just out yourself as a spineless little worm.

The boot doesn’t care how well you clean it. It will still crush you.

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Secret Lair #MTG

image of andrew cuomo at his nyc mayoral election watch party with disco elysium ui text overlay that reads: Suggestion [Challenging: Failure] - You thought you did everything right. You had the money, the power, and the fame. Where did it all go wrong? Why couldn't those sniveling little city dwellers see that you were meant to lead them? You're now a twice certified loser from a family of winners. Your father's name is on a bridge. Your name is next to a Wikipedia entry that says "sexual harassment allegations."

the reason republicans lost yesterday is because theyre a bunch of weird freaks pushing policy that everyone hates

It's such a good game and the music and boss designs are so far removed from anything any other games are really doing it's fantastic!

Voted today. I strongly encourage everyone with the ability to vote in their local elections to do so. Your individual impact is so much larger on the local level than the federal one.

They literally ruin everything they touch

i'll defend sol ring because i like how it lets me be a little stinker and vomit out most of my hand early on but more often than not leaving me with lots of mana but nothing to do. also i like artifacts.

i have no such love for rhystic study, the resource imbalance is awful

EA's AI Game Development Tools Are Apparently So Bad That It's Costing More Money To Fix Their Mistakes A new report suggests that EA's pivot to AI is just causing costly mistakes, and the developers hate it.

If only everyone could have predicted this

www.thegamer.com/ea-generativ...

2003: Democrats fund ICE. 2004: Democrats fund ICE. 2005: Democrats fund ICE. 2006: Democrats fund ICE. 2007: Democrats fund ICE. 2008: Democrats fund ICE. 2009: Democrats fund ICE. 2010: Democrats fund ICE. 2011: Democrats fund ICE. 2012: Democrats fund ICE. 2013: Democrats fund ICE. 2014: Democrats fund ICE. 2015: Democrats fund ICE. 2016: Democrats fund ICE. 2017: Democrats denounce ICE. 2018: Democrats denounce ICE. 2019: Democrats denounce ICE. 2020:Democrats denounce ICE. 2021: Democrats fund ICE again. 2022: Democrats break funding record for ICE 2023: Democrats break funding record for ICE. 2024: Democrats break funding record for ICE. 2025: Democrats denounce ICE.

That we continue to persist at all is a testament to our faith in one another.

Mystery booster 2 might be my favorite set to draft. Won with a questing phelddagriff aura deck and also pulled an urzas saga from it. #magicthegathering

I love grilling

#21XX #megamanx #ttrpg Now in 22XX, OVER-1 is coming to grips with the anomalies his party may have caused. Zero's reawakened, and he doesn't have hibernation sickness! Milan and Passy are still alive! What will happen now? Check 21XXOVER Episode 3 tonight on Twitch and YouTube at 8 PM CDT!

absolutely one of the most incandescent talents of his generation. made music for all time. a heavy loss.

I'm convinced promise mascot agency has an office in Portland!

That turtles commander deck does not speak to me at all. That said the actual cards they teased from the set outside of commander look cool. Hope its more fun to draft than spiderman was.

You know your country is cooked when everyone who lives there is like pleeeease someone crash this economy, please put this beast down

Can you put into words what that purpose is? You and the frog have really become icons of this protest. There’s been a nice overall whimsy that has shown up. The frog is amazing. We had a bunch of other inflatable people here last night, too. I saw people playing Twister the other day. What they rely on is fear. So by coming out in an absurdist manner, it speaks to them, to some extent, that we’re actually not that afraid. It also dismantles their narrative a little bit. When they try to describe this situation as “war-torn,” it becomes much harder to take them seriously when they have to post a video saying [U.S. Secretary of Homeland Security] Kristi Noem is up on the balcony staring over the Antifa Army and it’s, like, eight journalists and five protesters and one of them is in a chicken suit.

www.wweek.com/culture/2025...

i knew mtg broke me because i was scrolling ig once and saw a video about a girl talking about her depression that started with "what happens when you lose your spark?" and i was like "you can't planeswalk anymore 😔"