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It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

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obviously the president of Ukraine could have no interest in Iran, now to take a big sip of coffee and look up what a Shahed drone is.

03.03.2026 05:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1182    πŸ” 142    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 2

every time i look at instagram, i feel like im the only adult who doesn't know how to make money

03.03.2026 06:19 β€” πŸ‘ 7133    πŸ” 402    πŸ’¬ 210    πŸ“Œ 43
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There are at least 10,000 Amcits in Qatar alone, and the US government is saying we are on our own

03.03.2026 06:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1035    πŸ” 413    πŸ’¬ 46    πŸ“Œ 46

Khamenei was given a martyr's death instead of facing justice for the crimes of his regime; instead of standing before his accusers. Hardliners stand vindicated through America and Israel's unprovoked war. We have robbed them for 47 years of their rights to self-determination.

02.03.2026 16:18 β€” πŸ‘ 409    πŸ” 99    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 4

this unbelievable piece of fucking shit

03.03.2026 01:49 β€” πŸ‘ 817    πŸ” 104    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 1

why is a war criminal genocidal leader in another country telling us this

03.03.2026 02:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2753    πŸ” 323    πŸ’¬ 48    πŸ“Œ 4
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U.S. Troops Were Told Iran War Is for β€œArmageddon,” Return of Jesus Advocacy group reports commanders giving similar messages at more than 30 installations in every branch of the military

EXCLUSIVE: At more than 30 installations, U.S. commanders told troops the war on Iran is a Christian war.

The Military Religious Freedom Foundation has been β€œinundated” with more than 110 complaints.

One NCO said they were told the U.S. war is to bring about Armageddon and the return of Jesus…

03.03.2026 01:54 β€” πŸ‘ 10041    πŸ” 5135    πŸ’¬ 954    πŸ“Œ 3428
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Just wanted you guys to see β€œRiding in a golf cart fatly”

02.03.2026 22:54 β€” πŸ‘ 3589    πŸ” 517    πŸ’¬ 78    πŸ“Œ 82
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This bit in the From Russia With Love game made me laugh out loud. You've got a fairly grounded, low key fight based on the one in the movie, then the most video game looking fucker of all time slides into frame.

02.03.2026 20:44 β€” πŸ‘ 8324    πŸ” 2258    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 120

BREAKING: Credible whistleblower discloses that FBI forensic experts were ordered to stand down from processing the scene where Renee Good was killed, because Kash Patel did not want Good referenced as a β€œvictim” in the warrant.

02.03.2026 20:52 β€” πŸ‘ 10381    πŸ” 4345    πŸ’¬ 198    πŸ“Œ 252
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One of the greatest, Bruce Campbell, announcing he has cancer. Our hearts are with you Bruce, Hail to the King.

03.03.2026 00:49 β€” πŸ‘ 6304    πŸ” 2003    πŸ’¬ 104    πŸ“Œ 542

???

*HEGSETH: IRAN NOT A REGIME-CHANGE WAR, BUT REGIME DID CHANGE

02.03.2026 13:07 β€” πŸ‘ 731    πŸ” 58    πŸ’¬ 42    πŸ“Œ 67

Republicans hate da troopz

02.03.2026 22:30 β€” πŸ‘ 148    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 0

Raytheon Executive: I know you’re skeptical about buying American again. But hear me out. The MIM-104 Patriot is the only surface to air missile system with a proven track record of success against the US Air Force.

Danish Defense Minister: Continue.

02.03.2026 14:43 β€” πŸ‘ 5668    πŸ” 1263    πŸ’¬ 48    πŸ“Œ 36
Twin Peaks Logo Generator

Turtle Power!

Twin Peaks Logo Generator Turtle Power!

02.03.2026 19:28 β€” πŸ‘ 7478    πŸ” 1797    πŸ’¬ 52    πŸ“Œ 41
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New addition to the bookshelf (hi randy)

02.03.2026 18:40 β€” πŸ‘ 7841    πŸ” 656    πŸ’¬ 354    πŸ“Œ 97

Today at church I sat behind a middle schooler I’ve never talked to, who spent the whole service drawing on a notepad. At the end of the hour she stood up, turned around, and showed me the drawing. β€œThis is you as a dog,” she said

02.03.2026 01:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1125    πŸ” 100    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 4

This is a policy of genocide.

02.03.2026 01:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1959    πŸ” 836    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 10
Jonathan Karl: Pres Trump told me tonight the US had identified possible candidates to take over Iran, but they were killed in the initial attack.
"The attack was so successful it knocked out most of the candidates," Trump told me. "It's not going to be anybody that we were thinking of because they are all dead. Second or third place is dead."

Jonathan Karl: Pres Trump told me tonight the US had identified possible candidates to take over Iran, but they were killed in the initial attack. "The attack was so successful it knocked out most of the candidates," Trump told me. "It's not going to be anybody that we were thinking of because they are all dead. Second or third place is dead."

β€œSo successful”

02.03.2026 03:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1452    πŸ” 271    πŸ’¬ 79    πŸ“Œ 58

The question that very easily blows up all this double-talk is: β€œWould it be an act of war if another country did this to us?” Because OF COURSE it would.

02.03.2026 01:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2815    πŸ” 597    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 29

Remember: If you are a billionaire, a wealth tax and cap are for your *own protection.* The income tax rate at the end of a pitchfork is 100%.

02.03.2026 05:06 β€” πŸ‘ 852    πŸ” 222    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 1

Seems like a thing more people should be mad about

02.03.2026 02:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1871    πŸ” 512    πŸ’¬ 52    πŸ“Œ 6

Honestly I think the leadup to the Iraq war was worse than all this because the buy-in was so all-encompassing. I keep asking myself how anyone could fall for it again but the thing is, they mostly haven't

02.03.2026 02:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1661    πŸ” 131    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 55

They always have trillions of dollars for illegal wars in the Mideast, but SCOFF in your face and clutch their pearls when you ask for universal healthcare. You are all being played.

02.03.2026 00:33 β€” πŸ‘ 10912    πŸ” 3120    πŸ’¬ 240    πŸ“Œ 104
roadhouseendgame
i was talking to my mom about cardassians and said something along the lines of what must it be like to be a cardassian civilian. like abstractly knowing the rest of the galaxy thinks of your species as 'the evil ones' and kinda sorta knowing your government runs labor camps and torture prisons and is a military empire, and it's a huge deal for everyone else in the galaxy, but you just like run a restaurant so it's not a big part of your daily life, so you just like, go about your day and make soup and don't think about it' and then halfway through my sentence i actually heard myself and then had to go sit down for like ten minutes. like sat down in a chair and stared at the floor for ten minutes

roadhouseendgame i was talking to my mom about cardassians and said something along the lines of what must it be like to be a cardassian civilian. like abstractly knowing the rest of the galaxy thinks of your species as 'the evil ones' and kinda sorta knowing your government runs labor camps and torture prisons and is a military empire, and it's a huge deal for everyone else in the galaxy, but you just like run a restaurant so it's not a big part of your daily life, so you just like, go about your day and make soup and don't think about it' and then halfway through my sentence i actually heard myself and then had to go sit down for like ten minutes. like sat down in a chair and stared at the floor for ten minutes

whoops

24.02.2026 14:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3338    πŸ” 1094    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 37

I just learned that Ayatollah Khamenei and Ayatollah Khomenei are not the same person. Here's my plan for regime change in Iran....(1/23)

02.03.2026 02:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2811    πŸ” 413    πŸ’¬ 39    πŸ“Œ 20

They’re really trying to do drive-thru colonization

02.03.2026 03:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1922    πŸ” 316    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 3
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I don’t care what they say this is a good website

02.03.2026 02:58 β€” πŸ‘ 931    πŸ” 137    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 7

we also got this shit, including People naming him one of the sexiest men alive

I really cannot overstate how completely bonkers the Iraq War era was if you didn’t live through it

02.03.2026 03:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1490    πŸ” 246    πŸ’¬ 36    πŸ“Œ 20

I'm confused -- traditionally it's the villain who issues videotaped monologues from the bunker, right?

01.03.2026 21:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1130    πŸ” 138    πŸ’¬ 58    πŸ“Œ 8