Kris

🗣️ IT’S CHRISTMAS EVE AND I ONLY WRAPPED TWO FUCKING PRESENTS

MASSIVE!!!!

(also why do these shows always go on sale so close to Christmas. Please have mercy on my credit card.)

HER SISTER WAS A WITCH, RIGHT?

You’re holding space for the lyrics of defying gravity

I’m holding you up bc you’re blackout drunk at the cheesecake factory

I'm holding space for defying gravity (turning off a john mayer song)

Sorry I can’t make it. I’m a little busy holding space for the lyrics to Defying Gravity.

Me: I better not hear any of you singing along during Wicked.

Also me: 🗣️ GOOD NEEEEEEEEEEEEEWS! SHE’S DEEEEEEEEEEEEEAD!

I’m not even sorry, if I go down everyone comes with me. I don’t make the rules. 🤣

No one:

Absolutely no one:

Not a single solitary fucking soul:

Me: 🗣️ D-O-M-I-N-G-O

Idiocracy was only supposed to be a movie. 🤦🏼‍♀️

It just dawned on me that the day I’m seeing Linkin Park is exactly 8 years to the day I was supposed to be seeing them on the One More Light tour. If you see me crying at the show? Yeah the fuck you did. 😭 #LinkinPark #FromZero

I talk a lot of shit for someone who cries during Christmas commercials.

I waited 7 years for this. LETS FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!!!

“I don’t care about Wicked!”

Okay then? What do you want us to do with this information? You want a party? A cookie? Attention? Should we call Kristin Chenoweth?

Finally some good news!

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Getting ready to fight in another Ticketmaster battle (Linkin Park)

I haven’t even seen the first Gladiator movie but I need to see the second one. For scientific purposes. 💁🏼‍♀️😍

How soon is too soon for the Muppets Christmas Carol? Asking for a friend.

Another successful Ticketmaster battle won!

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Getting ready to fight in the Ticketmaster war for My Chemical Romance

Anyway, I’m on my 3rd listening. LP forever. 💜

If you see my crying tomorrow while listening to the new Linkin Park album, no you didn’t.

WELP. Time to dust off my old LPU membership….

Surprise! Linkin Park is my favourite Linkin Park.

Quote tweet with a picture of yourself and show the newbies who they’re dealing with.

Well I'm fucked.

I never want to hear “rape allegations ruin men’s lives!” again.

I need a stiff drink to process this…