The Sparkley 😂😍❤️

Pretty good source, if we are to believe it 😜

I was sure he was Knee Guy, but then there was some evidence (bsky.app/profile/stor...) presented that he was not, in fact, Knee Guy. Perhaps we’ll never know.

I'm trying to catch up on #BM100 after being distracted by a little ER visit - Did we every find out if John Kelly was even racing this year? I know he wasn't Knee Guy, but did being a knee guy (generic) keep him out of the race?

This is kind of good advice for life in general #BM100

Definitely correct that they don't have GPS, but the area isn't that small, and you definitely could get lost for quite a while, with the terms "small" and "quite a while" being relative #BM100

If you've ever wondered if you'd keep following the #BM100 while in the emergency room, today I learned that yes, yes I would (everyone is okay, but was legit discussing how many were on Loop 3 while waiting for test results).

Oh my god thank you! Another #BM100 hero.

This might help: barkley.ferrett.io

Yes! The drawing 😂 I hope the official #BM100 historian has a screenshot of all these epic events.

And I take #interloopal content very seriously, so this is perfect. We all remember the shower burrito, so glad that the milkshake debate lives on as well. #BM100

Do you actually remember this, or are you just trolling me? Either way, I love it.

A few years back I was in a heated debate on what John Kelly was eating during an #interloopal period. And then his brother chimed in. It was glorious. (85% sure it was his brother, happened on the evil bird website, thus cannot fact check myself).

A source in camp? You're living the #BM100 dream.

Now there's a source to cite!

Maybe Goggins *is* running the Barkley 🤔#BM100

I demand you cite your sources! (you know, because this is all very official and serious) #BM100

But also, I believe @keithdunn.bsky.social has been known to double up on nicknames, so we can't assume that one person couldn't have more than one nickname. #BM100 has no rules. Except... all the rules.

After some image searching, I was thinking Max King could be Chiseled Jaw Guy. I think Knee Guy might be John Kelly, as he recently injured his knee. Mathieu Blanchard is also a contender for Chiseled Jaw Guy, but I wonder if he's already one of the French Guys.

Cut to me, googling images of the potential runners, trying to determine whose jaw is most chiseled. #BM100 is for serious sports fans only.

Thanks for braving the doom site and sharing back with Bluesky. I refuse to look at that hellscape.

Oh no, I didn't use the #BM100 hashtag. Now how will the kids see my funny post?

Surprised to learn that @taka-does-stuff.bsky.social is not a robot that comes alive once a year at the bidding of @keithdunn.bsky.social and Laz. Also, needs sleep? Weird. Can’t drop everything for 60 hours straight? Hard to believe.

Yes!

That’s a good guess. Mathieu is French speaking!

Yes. Definitely should not assume French accent means from France. Probably shouldn’t even assume accent means accent 😜

If the Barkley gods allow. @taka-does-stuff.bsky.social seems to be MIA at the moment though, perhaps the unexpectedly early #BM100 start caught them off guard.

Alright kids, update your spreadsheets and post-it notes. Start pondering what exactly an "accent" even is. Heck, what is even "French"? Could five be a misleading code word?

This isn't quite the #interloopal food talk that I live for, but good to see there's already some reports of who is eating what, even if it's not a runner. #BM100