HAARP UK

The fabulous tariffs imposed by Mr Trump have resulted in a few difficulties getting hold of supplies.
However this is now resolved as a new batch of chemtrail mix has arrived from the specialists Acme of Albuquerque USA.
Nothing beats American chemicals for aviation spray use.

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We would like to issue the following weather warnings for Storm Eowyn.
Due to strong winds all Nazgûl should stay home and everyone else should evacuate to Helm’s Deep immediately.

Our space chemtrails collaboration with Elton Musk is off to a great start.

This is why we still have an X account.

The chemtrail scene is our favourite.

The Yorkshire UFO Capture & Observational Flight Facility (YUFOCOFF) at t’Devil Tower near Penistone has been reverse engineering crashed alien spacecraft since 1836.

They are working on solving the cause of mysterious lights in the sky on unknown aircraft shaped vehicles, often around airports.

We recently opened up ‘The other place’ to have a peek at what’s happening.
The nutters & grifters are into UFOs now.
We’re off back over there for a while to play.

Not many shopping days left to bag the perfect Christmas gift for children.

This HAARP playset could be just the thing with these amazing features:

- can generate real frequencies!
- Uses water instead of Dihydrogen Monoxide. Totally safe!

Inspire the geoengineers of tomorrow this Christmas.

Only 12 days left to get your hands on the perfect Christmas gift 🎁

HAARP UK would like to offer this weather advice for anyone in Yorkshire today.

Put your big coat on.

That is all.

CHRISTMAS GIFT IDEA

Indoctrinate your little ones into the cult of being terrified of the sky with this chemtrails playset.

Contains everything you need* for hours of conspiracy fun.

(Unfortunately this product is not available in Tennessee)

*except Dihydrogen Monoxide, that stuff is dangerous.

We don’t know what all the fuss over Bovaer is about. We’ve been putting it into the chemtrail mix for the last 3 months.

Vibrant red sky over Denby Dale, Yorkshire

Good morning from Yorkshire.

With only 4 weeks to go until the big day, we are busy preparing our festive chemtrail mix.
It is a veritable Christmas pudding of mulled aluminium, mistletoe, illudiumQ-36 and disappointment , which you can all look forward to when Santa empties his sack above your heads.

Large male genitalia shaped snow area to cover north of Scotland.

It really has nothing to do with us.

They do things properly in Switzerland 🫡

We can neither confirm nor deny any accusations of the deployment of atmospheric manipulation technology.
We hope that clears things up.

We use them for both surveillance and unobtrusive chemtrail deployment.

Wasn’t us.

Glad to be of service. We have competitive rates and discounts for MDs.

We have offered our services in consultancy but so far we’ve not heard anything.

I hope he does the ones about blocked drains as an encore.

We were on our holidays. Bloomin’ paparazzis never leave us alone.

It’s a long walk back from t’pub.

How dare you. Tea is grown on the tropical hills outside Harrogate.

Yorkshire, UK. The greatest geographic area of the planet because:
Puddings
Tea
Bernard Brőnte*
Ferrets
Rugby League

*we may have made that one up.

He’s changed his name.
We like it.

Red sky at night, illudiumQ-36.
Photo taken near t’Devil Tower mountain in Penistone.