Confused Raven 🦇

omg this is me!! what even is the line between the two?? like, no i wasn’t flirting! i was just having a good time 😭

A tumblr post from teaboot that says "The number of times I have been delighted by witty banter only to find out later that I was "Flirting" is both unfortunate and disappointing."

this is so extremely stede coded

A drawing of a black cat resting under a blanket. The caption reads, "please be patient with yourself; it all feels overwhelming because it IS overwhelming"

❤️

& i contacted 4 different mortgage lenders for info before my partner & i decide to start THAT whole process. there’s one that i’m leaning toward cause they took the time to explain what everything meant & answered my questions, & they’re local. i just gotta talk to my guy, cause he’s got the money

i just spent so much time printing off so many things at the library 😵‍💫 i meant to do some reading for anatomy, but now i only have an hour before my next class

on the bright side, i have all of the office notes in relation to my aspergillosis from last year printed and in chronological order 👍🏼

BOYS,,,sob
missed them a bit
#ofmd

The front cover of a fan bind of the fic ‘Crossing Swords with the Pirate Captain’ featuring BEAUTIFUL artwork by Sailor’s Ruin.

The spine of a fan bind of the fic ‘Crossing Swords with the Pirate Captain’

The back cover of a fan bind of the fic ‘Crossing Swords with the Pirate Captain’ featuring BEAUTIFUL artwork by Sailor’s Ruin. The quote “Oh darling, I thought you’d read my books” is printed on the back.

The end papers of a fan bind of the fic ‘Crossing Swords with the Pirate Captain’ featuring BEAUTIFUL artwork by Sailor’s Ruin.

Look at her! 👁️ 👄 👁️
I commissioned the incomparable @sailorsruin92.bsky.social to draw me some ‘bodice ripper’ style artwork that I could use as a cover to bind my fic ‘Crossing Swords with the Pirate Captain’. She is beauty. She is grace.

a photo of my cat, lila june, sitting in a cardboard tray that held jars of pear halves at a store

pretty pear lady 🍐

he’s wearing his favorite set when he & ed do it the first time & ed’s like “holy shit you have your nip nops pierced????” & stedes just like “oh! actually no” & takes one off & that actually turns ed on even more cause wow what a weirdo he’s amazing

i have discovered clip on/non piercing nipple jewelry and im just saying stede bonnet

Spirit Halloween Costume Meme Picture of Ed dressed as Jeff the Accountant with the text: SEXY ACCOUNTANT - Hobnob with other posh knobs - Massive Aggression - Bridal up-do + beard bows + symbolic heart * Escargot tongs & melon spoon not included ADULT Size Costume one size fits most

Limited quantity available, order yours today! 🎃

Welcome to the capitalist innovation museum we got

- scam machine
- psychosis inducing machine
- weapons of mass destruction
- button you push that makes the planet hotter
- markets that intentionally starve people
- clothes that fall apart after washing them 1 time
- medicine you can’t afford

photo of Google News search results for Amazon Prime Day (the second this year)

twice a year the entire U.S. press becomes a marketing extension of a single billionaire-owned retailer, and nobody in any position of editorial power thinks it's weird or gross

A post by Rebecca Johnson: “I finally learned how to teach my guys to ID the passive voice. If you can insert "by zombies" after the verb, you have passive voice.” A tumblr respond from mightymur: “The final, brilliant word on passive voice. "She was killed [by zombies.]"<--passive "Zombies killed [by zombies] her." <-- active”

Because it feels relevant as we continue to evaluate the media and our representatives’ statements, my favorite way to identify the active vs. passive voice.

LA: we will fight you.

Chicago: we will fight you.

PDX: we will make you endure week after week of of improv theater.

i miss the fluff twins 💔 i know they’re here, but for some reason they don’t ever show up on my feed

dude, both my counselor and my success coach at school LOVE that affirmation! its fantastic really

if i were to add anything on to this, it’d be that fandom member that turned out to be a right winged stalker/harasser that had a million accounts and kept popping up like a hydra (i can’t remember her name atm)

a dick tattoo that reads “biisrth” when it’s soft but “biiiiiiiig stretch” when it’s hard

Little white board that says, "Ooh, you wanr physical media so bad -- ooh you don't want media literacy and reading comprehension to wither & die." Under it is a crudely drawn hypnotic circle. To the left is a drawn cat with glasses sitting on a stack of books and to the right is an alien saying "even aliens read".

Wrote this on the board at work. Hopefully it's effective.

those jokes aren’t even low hanging fruit in the year 2025. they’re rotten, molding fruit that’s been trampled into mud and gnats are swarming around and it smells so fermented you get dizzy and it’s disgusting

a reminder to keep fatphobia, homophobia, transphobia, ableism, etc out of your activism and insults toward fascists

Hey remember that time we were friends with astroglide for a few months?

What a strange timeline we live in

stede getting out of bed after him and ed have sex and his knees go weak and he collapses to the floor like he does in 1x10. tbh

"but it's everywhere now so we just have to accept it's the new reality" motherfucker we can just stop putting it everywhere! we did it with asbestos and CFCs and lead-based paint or petrol and make-up with arsenic in it! if everyone is using something and it's bad, we can choose to stop!

sometimes people will say this country is nothing more than hamburgers, narcissism masked as faith, and institutional violence meted out on behalf of the state, and I'll go "nuh uh." but I cannot muster a nuh uh right now

The format is shit post but the advice is so real.

got two vaccines today! 🥰 now just waiting for my local health dept to get cleared to order the covid vaccine 🤞🏼

Rhys Darby on hit Dropout TV show Make Some Noise I AM BEGGING.

lol it’s this guy