doug

I can sleep better now, knowing they’re taking care of it in the locker room

Good game. Shootout still a sucky gimmick even when you win it.

‘Oh my stars’ … you don’t here that every century

I think Demidov would pass it to me on a two on zero

I wouldn’t choose Joe Veleno in my top three Velenos of all time let alone start him in OT

I take it back I wrote this before I saw Veleno was starting

Habs are going to win this in OT. Good effort tonight.

3. and 4. are Domis

1. and 2. Have the last name Xhekaj

Slafkovsky has arrived. Size, speed, vision, head up.

I’ll never stop making fun of him for that. I believe the world would be a better place if we bullied more like when men were men and we died young of coronary artery disease from all the hurt and shame.

Dobes didn’t make that stop he just reflexively went into the fetal position and started crying when he thought they were about to score

Top five Albanian Hab of all time

Still funny to me that Kotkaniemi’s idol was Joel Armia. That’s like if someone asked me my favorite Hab of all time and I answered Matt D’Agostini.

Too heavy on the hard sciences. I’d slot in Nietzsche and Freud on D and Bach in goal

Slafkovsky has an awesome personality. Mature, likable, funny, serious when called for… I would be friends with that dude

When analysts talk about how smart a player is I kind of laugh if smarts mattered that much Einstein would have been an Olympian not a nerd

I only care about wins I don’t give a fuck about entertainment value I’m all about results

This is probably the best game of the season entertainment-wise. I wish I was able to enjoy it.

Catholic church just outside Boston removed the baby Jesus from its nativity scene and posted a sign that said ‘ICE was here’

I’m wearing a habs shirt right now and I think I’m the only one on earth wearing the logo who was not lying in the crease in that sequence a minute or so before that goal

It’s legit incredible this many people watch a sport that requires life and blades it’s an insane concept and if someone tried to introduce it anew today it would be laughed at. The shape of a football is much less laughable.

I’m glad I enjoyed last season and felt a little alive hockey-wise but I feel kind of dead inside again you can’t hurt me habs

I thought Scheifele died of rabies soon after nearly killing Jake Evans a few years ago

By the rules of hockey Xhekaj should now be captain of the Jets

25. The Decemberists - The Crane Wife

Fantastic band / fantastic album

That’s what I’m saying. We’re all going to die. What’s the point?

Either the Habs win this game or someone is going to die. Yeah, I said it.

Before you call the cops on me there are over 8 billion people on earth so many people are going to die this period it’s just biology I’m not threatening anybody.

Stops 25 shots. Stands on his head. Period for the ages. Habs lose 4-2.

Any team that regularly sees fit to dress Mr. Joseph Veleno has some building to do before it’s a contender. Especially when he replaced Mr. Michael Pezzetta. We are trying to win NHL hockey games while dressing plumbers.