Awkwardjoke

They’re going to steal as much as they possibly can from us until we stop them.

a million people died in iraq

They’re saying Elon’s not smart enough to build a submarine capable of visiting the wreckage site of the Titanic. They’re saying he doesn’t have enough money or gumption to do it. They’re saying he’s too much of a loser that he couldn’t even find four to five friends to bring along with him.

this rocks because what i’m looking for in this political moment is politicians doing completely symbolic things that i thought had already been done

But not Leonard Peltier. @sapphicfilmnerd.bsky.social

i’ve seen people say “celebrating the CEO dying is bad, talk to people in real life you’ll see” i’ve talked to people and they all think it’s cool as hell

problem gambling disproportionately affects impoverished people and, respectfully, those who promote it should be chased across moorlands by hounds.

California suspends distribution of Raw Farm raw milk products after bird flu detection | CNN Distribution of Raw Farm raw milk products has been suspended after bird flu virus was found in milk samples, the California Department of Food and Agriculture said.

The CEO of Raw Farm—whose milk is contaminated with bird flu—says RFKjr’s transition team asked him to apply for the position of FDA advisor on Raw Milk Policy and Standards Development.

[staring directly into the camera]

Preapre your butts

live updates on the situation in South Korea here

fondly recalling how after Jan 6 Congress went home for a long weekend, didn't start impeachment proceedings for a week, which then took another month

🥴

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well i think that matt eberflus is the best football coach in the whole world

this sicko game was worth it to watch Brady be forced to eat turducken

just had a guy go full debate nerd in favor of British colonialism, so to reiterate:

Decolonization does not require sending settlers back to their country of origin & implying it does feeds into settler myths about decolonization. it requires the upending of the settler-colonial state structure.

weird, irrelevant nickname anecdotes aside I still think he's improving as a commentator

Kevin Burkhardt: So Tom what would you do in this situation

Tom Brady: They called that guy Long Dick

Former Amazon worker here; do not cross this picket line. Don't do it. Don't even order from them (unless absolutely necessary). They're a disgusting company to work for and the reason for my knee problems that required years of physical therapy.

Fuck Amazon. We stand with the workers! 👊🏻✨

this is peak thanksgiving football

tell drake. i want him to know it was me. i played that shit 837283 times

it’s that time of the year again, thanks jerma

That’s crazy I always thought it was healthy

y'all think Beast was uncut?