Noelle

I think gambling would be pretty cool if I could win most of the time

mr beast told me something important in a dream

I hate evil premonitions

That sounds true but I haven’t bought my own weed in long enough to know for sure

La croix bong water

only if there’s a pink bow on the bong

shout out to the biracial baddies

The most insufferable person you know just told somebody new that everybody should work in food service at least once a

117th time's the charm

I feel like such a gay retard when I find out a song I like was made by someone 10 years younger than me

noo youre so hot don’t get reduced renal function

I have so many addictions and responsibilities that it’s hard to keep up

bro scaring the hoes with his “SPQR”

Yeah keep doing my mom. I’m only doing my best…

Trapped for eight hours at the obama themed tiki bar

bf forced me to watch some archive dot org with portugese hardsubs 😭 it was super fun though

hey i watched suspiria two days ago. Crazy flick

waiter waiter, more short form video content!

you’re so hot, please don’t lock yourself out of your car

clearly the opinion of someone who didn’t win at state divisionals

my sick little secret is that I love tripping over things and thats why I do it so often

I hope the tariffs don’t affect my orders of industrial machinery from alibaba

Maybe we can share more ai slop, and love?

Five calls from people trying to sell me solar power today. Just when I thought I had escaped spam callers

its a specific vibe that has its moments

people from new york are very silly

letting the cowardly lion hit

The worst insult is having your therapist say you should try stand up comedy

I have termite derangement syndrome