lmaoooo @thehyyyype.bsky.social this made me laugh

I had one when I went to ER with chest pain

echo was normal so they did cardiac MRI

(Also normal; hypothesized wildfire smoke reaction)

I love gambling because it makes me feel emotionally connected to my favorite team AND the cool 3 guys I listen to on a podcast who tell me what parlays to bet. Win win

I believe I could make a good living gambling. And unlike other people I wouldn't get addicted to it and lose everything. That's key

Every day, ask yourself: am I closer to my goal of managing a haunted bed and breakfast perched upon a weathered cliff

Fry onions, garlic, and peppers for 15 minutes with generous scoops of cumin, coriander and chili powder. However much salt you want

Add 3 cans tomatoes and 3 cans of beans. Ideally different beans like black, red, pinto. Simmer for 30 more min.

Serve with bread and greens.

Boom, done

Everyone is getting upset about the data centers. They pollute a lot and use a lot of energy and will eventually be very ugly/huge vacant buildings. And I understand being mad about that. Until you consider the state of the lazer tag industry at this moment, and how much help that sector needs.

there's a woman in Ireland who used my old non-real-name email to sign up for Shein and she orders a worrying amount of shit from there. i have considered logging in and cancelling some of the more egregious orders

Person: Elizabeth, you absolutely have to complete the AI at the Office webinar as your project manager I have to check this off

Me: Ok "Barbara" what the hell kind of scam is this

Person: ???!!!!!

I'm jealous these sound fun

I've only been scolded because somewhere another Elizabeth Fels is NOT keeping up with her mandated professional development trainings

I don’t have a particularly common name but there are multiple people around the world who accidentally use my email when signing up for accounts. There’s a guy in Missouri who has been my constant companion for going on twenty years. He’s recently divorced and joining some sort of “karate church”

lots of praise being heaped on the thanksgiving chefs today, and that’s great. totally deserving. but I don’t want to lose sight of the true unsung heroes of thanksgiving dinner. those of us brave enough to step up and wash dishes

every family has a beloved holiday classic called like, “Milford’s Marvelous Marzipan” whose pleasures remain forever inscrutable to their baffled, if supportive, partners

Just had to force myself to be perky and fun. Exhausting.

What if we razed every Data Center to the ground and salted the earth where they stood

We had to struggle with the old enemies of peace-business and financial monopoly, speculation, reckless banking, class antagonism, sectionalism, war profiteering. They had begun to consider the Government of the United States as a mere appendage to their own affairs. We know now that Government by organized money is just as dangerous as Government by organized mob. Never before in all our history have these forces been so united against one candidate as they stand today. They are unanimous in their hate for me-and I welcome their hatred.

Electoral map of the USA that's almost entirely blue except for New Hampshire and Vermont

Left: FDR campaign speech, October 1936

Right: 1936 electoral map

lol bsky.app/profile/dani...

I remember the first time I saw that on a receipt

I wondered if I were getting mistakenly charged for something I didn't do like minibar or whatever asked the front desk and was like "I think there's an error on my bill, there's a $24 charge per day with no purpose listed" LOL

I remember forever ago walking outside my grandparents' house after a game chatting with a dignified white-haired southern gentleman in a blazer who said, "Sweetheart when you're old as me you get your heart broke by the Dores so many times you stop counting"

Hope he's smiling down from heaven

(fun fact Daniel the OP is literally a very famous lawyer in Tennessee as well as a Vandy fan. He does 1st A litigation)

Send that to any colleague in Knoxville

Have you never seen the I hate Tennessee guy? omg I'm so happy to share this lol

In Lex you can say "They lowdown, they dirty" and your interlocutor will immediately know the reference

"They some snitches"

lol at the alt text

"Resort fee"

This is why I prefer The Obelisk. You never hear The Obelisk making a ruckus

10 year old me would have been stunned at this

youtu.be/Vt2BAfhUHX0?...