Jesse Man

♫ I would walk 5000 steps, and I would walk 5000 more, just to not be guilt tripped by my FitBit for not going out my front door ♫

09.04.2025 00:00 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Bummin' 'round Edinburgh.

27.03.2025 21:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You may be cool, but cactus cooler.

26.03.2025 01:41 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

How to Change Your Meta Settings | Make yourself less valuable to Meta. Brought to you by Last Week Tonight with John Oliver.

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24.02.2025 05:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hey NYTimes — *now* you’re lighting the beacons? NOW?!? After months of “Sauron: Avatar Of Evil… Or Extreme Uniter?” thumbsucker reporting you’re screaming what we’ve known since 2015? Fuck all the way off.

09.02.2025 22:28 — 👍 93944    🔁 15849    💬 3114    📌 1141

The NFL removed "End Racism" from the Super Bowl endzone. Now why would they choose this game to do that? A mystery we'll never solve.

09.02.2025 21:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Lazy grizzlies do the bear minimum.

05.02.2025 21:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I wonder if there was a German dinner table in 1939 where someone said, "I'm really concerned Hitler is invading Poland," and another replied, "Let's not talk politics at the dinner table."

02.02.2025 18:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This makes me feel better. And worse.

02.02.2025 08:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

When Nedry stole the dinosaur DNA, Jurassic Park should've sent out an amber alert.

29.01.2025 19:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The batteries are dying on my weight scale. I don't mind though because now the display says "low" when I step on it.

27.01.2025 17:57 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

2025: Distract from the national news by checking if Los Angeles is still on fire.

23.01.2025 11:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just make sure to double check who it finds-- sometimes it can be people with similar names.

22.01.2025 18:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sky Follower Bridge - Chrome Web Store Easily transfer your following users and list members from X to Bluesky.

Somewhat of a pro tip: you can use the "Sky Follower Bridge" Chrome extension to see who on your Instagram/Threads is on BlueSky:

chromewebstore.google.com/detail/sky-f...

22.01.2025 18:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Man, you really limit your social media choices when you don't want to support fascists.

22.01.2025 02:01 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0