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Telif

@arxur.bsky.social

(Telif He/Him) 29 year old giant lizard man. (Formerly wolfe_leon)

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RE9 comic
Grace: so how many kids do you have?
Leon: what makes you think I have kids?
Grace: o-oh I just figured from all the lame dad jokes you make
the speech bubble stabs Leon thru the heart

RE9 comic Grace: so how many kids do you have? Leon: what makes you think I have kids? Grace: o-oh I just figured from all the lame dad jokes you make the speech bubble stabs Leon thru the heart

GET HIS ASS, GRACE #re9

09.03.2026 02:27 β€” πŸ‘ 8306    πŸ” 1827    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 16
Why leon cant use typewriters anymore in resident evil 9
Leon prepares to type on typewriter
He is too strong and his big beefy muscles smash the typewriter instead

Why leon cant use typewriters anymore in resident evil 9 Leon prepares to type on typewriter He is too strong and his big beefy muscles smash the typewriter instead

LEON SMASH #re9

09.03.2026 17:36 β€” πŸ‘ 3668    πŸ” 683    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 3

Honestly better than the original for Delilah since she thought the singer was a creepy weirdo

10.03.2026 00:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My childhood unironically

09.03.2026 18:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2416    πŸ” 943    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 7

These live updates are a fun and free way to drive yourself insane watching it take the weirdest route possible to your house

10.03.2026 00:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Mae: [Holding wasp spray] Is this good for wasps?

Gregg: No, it kills them.

Mae: [Holding wasp spray] Is this good for wasps? Gregg: No, it kills them.

Greggory Lee. Customer Service Director.

#NITW #nightinthewoods #greggorylee #maeborowski

08.03.2026 21:04 β€” πŸ‘ 4137    πŸ” 1112    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 5
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RE9 comic
Big monster dragging Grace away as she screams
Monster gets shot in the face BLAM!!
Leon smugly: "Seems like she was... a bit of a drag"
Grace, having nearly died by a giant freakish monster, looks up at Leon entirely confused "huh?"

RE9 comic Big monster dragging Grace away as she screams Monster gets shot in the face BLAM!! Leon smugly: "Seems like she was... a bit of a drag" Grace, having nearly died by a giant freakish monster, looks up at Leon entirely confused "huh?"

i almost had my head bitten off by a giant freakish monster, why is this old man making lame jokes at me 😭 #re9

07.03.2026 03:20 β€” πŸ‘ 11431    πŸ” 2462    πŸ’¬ 45    πŸ“Œ 27

www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGjO...

07.03.2026 03:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
RE9 comic
Leon says "oh shit!" as a doctor zombie with a chainsaw and a nurse zombie approach him
The doctor zombie swings the chainsaw and lobs off the nurse zombies arm, Leon goes "uhh...."
Both zombies get sliced up by the chainsaw and Leon looks back at the camera Jim Halpert style

RE9 comic Leon says "oh shit!" as a doctor zombie with a chainsaw and a nurse zombie approach him The doctor zombie swings the chainsaw and lobs off the nurse zombies arm, Leon goes "uhh...." Both zombies get sliced up by the chainsaw and Leon looks back at the camera Jim Halpert style

this may be a hospital, but this guy's no dr. salvador #re9

06.03.2026 17:20 β€” πŸ‘ 4026    πŸ” 804    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 9

You playing a game I love is always such a treat cuz I get silly little comics to have sensible chuckles about

06.03.2026 07:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Do you still have to pay if there’s a cumdrunk 🐰 blocking your parking meter?

(Cumflation+impreg alts on Patreon, btw! πŸ’•)

06.03.2026 01:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1318    πŸ” 213    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 3

I mean. The sign clearly says free parking.

06.03.2026 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Convoy

05.03.2026 16:20 β€” πŸ‘ 909    πŸ” 170    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

Fulton is quite good for extracting new soldiers for mother base

05.03.2026 08:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Dawg no re7 can’t be almost a decade old don’t do this to me

05.03.2026 07:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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05.03.2026 06:56 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

fuck I wanted to make this joke

05.03.2026 06:44 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I liked Ethan :(

05.03.2026 06:32 β€” πŸ‘ 41    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Neon Girl~
for Royalderg ❀️

05.03.2026 05:03 β€” πŸ‘ 711    πŸ” 121    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
Art commission sheet

Art commission sheet

Commissions are now open!
TOS, Queue, and Form are all over on Artistree. Check it out if you're interested!

artistree.io/calicokai

#FurryArt #CommsOpen

03.03.2026 19:51 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Instagram video showing a woman tying a cable around her pants as a belt. Text: "Old com puter cables are part of the 62 million tonnes of e-waste generated globally every year. So why not turn cables into belts?"

Instagram video showing a woman tying a cable around her pants as a belt. Text: "Old com puter cables are part of the 62 million tonnes of e-waste generated globally every year. So why not turn cables into belts?"

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ragging on her cord

04.03.2026 18:53 β€” πŸ‘ 322    πŸ” 46    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2
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Whatever you say, Goggy-pie

04.03.2026 08:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I keep thinking your icon is a my little pony it has that energy

04.03.2026 08:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Zyo, look over there
Its
Mr yeen
Ain’t that something

04.03.2026 08:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Makes me think of this classic

04.03.2026 08:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Farbtoner

Farbtoner

found out that this is a legitimate company and I'm losing my goddamn mind

02.03.2026 18:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1665    πŸ” 324    πŸ’¬ 57    πŸ“Œ 58

Democrat revisionist history that Hillary isn’t incredibly annoying and married to a sex pest cuz she sometimes gets snippy with the other sides nonces

04.03.2026 07:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’d be fine playing as a woman but now I’d have to play as Tofu from the hit video game resident evil 2

04.03.2026 07:52 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0