Rock and rail
THIS WEEK: Rock, Bus replacement service from Carlisle
I’m coming on here to flog my log… in today’s Lucyverse I try Marmite flavoured rock and take a rail replacement bus from Carlisle. It’s all go!! Have a read why don’t ya? open.substack.com/pub/lucyswee...
14.04.2025 07:39 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Is 6 Music down? I’ve got enough anxiety as it is without hearing dead air followed by Primal Scream
06.03.2025 12:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Scotty log
THIS WEEK: Tunnock's, Flash Pet Odour Eliminator Floor Cleaner
It’s Lucyverse Day and today I’m flogging my caramel log and dissecting the cultural significance of snowballs with a round up of the Tunnock’s range, which hasn’t changed since 1952. Enjoy and try not to break your teeth! open.substack.com/pub/lucyswee...
10.02.2025 09:31 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
New level of writing procrastination unlocked: trying to find myself on Google Street View
05.02.2025 13:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Like a candle in the wash
THIS WEEK: Surf candles, The Traitors UK, Lush Glow Worm shower gummy
It’s Lucyverse day and I’m back from the land o’ flu to bring you the world’s most depressing candle, a weird worm and an ancient gif of Eoin McLove from Father Ted. Enjoy! lucysweet.substack.com/p/like-a-can...
20.01.2025 10:56 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Aw thank you! Glad you enjoyed it!
16.01.2025 22:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The BBC said the words holocaust denier, but the tone was far too neutral.
07.01.2025 16:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
One of the newsreaders, can’t remember his name. It was attempting to be balanced but it definitely wasn’t critical enough and ended up sounding like a tribute to Jimmy Tarbuck
07.01.2025 15:44 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0
Did I really just hear what sounded like a heartfelt tribute to Jean Marie Le Pen on 6 Music???? You guys do know he was bad, don’t you?
07.01.2025 15:37 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 1
27.12.2024 17:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Happy Christmas!
15.12.2024 15:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Did you watch it??
10.12.2024 16:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Does anyone on Bluesky want to buy some badges and a Wotsits postcard? They’re the most niche stocking filler ever, but if you’ve ever hankered after a badge that says ‘I ❤️ Soreen’ they’re £7.50 including postage! Payment link at lucysweet.substack.com
10.12.2024 16:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Aw thank you for sharing my bollocks!
10.12.2024 16:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Is it okay to just scream over here? I don’t care, going to anyway ARRRGGGGGGGGGGRFRGGFRRGRHRGRGRGRGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH
26.11.2024 16:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
My great gran would have said ‘he wants to know the far end of a fart and where the wind blows.’
19.11.2024 23:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I’ve got sciatica in my leg and every man I’ve mentioned it to has also had it. It seems universal. I couldn’t help but wonder… is sciatica like period pain for men? *smokes, looks out of the window at New York*
18.11.2024 22:55 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I had Brinestone Ploughboy going past my house last night 👌
18.11.2024 22:49 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The Work of Lucy Sweet
I have spent my entire life wanting to work for the Beano 🙏🏼 lucysweet.org
17.11.2024 11:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I looked in a room and nodded sagely
16.11.2024 23:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Definitely!
16.11.2024 12:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Just inspecting this social media platform like a puffed up small town estate agent from Homes Under the Hammer
16.11.2024 10:43 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0
Author of two London history books - 'Beautiful Idiots and Brilliant Lunatics' and 'High Buildings, Low Morals' - I'm currently doing up a 18th Century cottage in the Brecon Beacons which seems to be taking an inordinate amount of time.
He / Him. Write stuff for @claretzine "Beware those men, the jokers and the tricksters and the clowns. They will laugh us into Hell."
Made with the highest British attention
Maybe in Manchester
Bleats about Everton
Posts / reposts about music
Writer.
Books called Saltwater Mansions, About a Son, Bed, Mobile Library and The Long Forgotten
Putting some of my spare thoughts here.
London-based, working in policy, interested in almost anything.
Man of Many Hats: Voiceover & Narrator; Radio Nerd; Erstwhile Broadcaster; Supporting Artist; Music Lover; Archive TV Viewer; Avid Reader; Rambler; Tea Drinker; Host of Retro Records. Formerly @JezzaTaff on the other place.
Fancy seeing you here....
I like to wear flares and do the jokes. Bit of a woke prick. He/him.
Singer, songwriter, writer
Delightful* prick online and in person. Writer/producer/speaker of words for @StandardIssueUK podcast.
*Views my own.
The future of rock n roll.
www.davelee.net
I’m a comedian and writer and hello hi hello
Come see me live March 3-5 in london. Tickets and everything else I do here: https://linkin.bio/5teviem
Writer. Strung out on dread and wonder.
Playwright/Screenwriter. 🏳️🌈Trustee: Watermill Theatre
Word cruncher at Big Issue, PopMaster and Pointless winner, Hibs supporter
it was a joke. british-georgian. goth 🩷💜💙🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
http://ko-fi.com/threesteakspam
Lover of nature, collector of cardigans, recently retired whippet masseuse.
Writer 📚romantic comedies & 🍏📺 writers room Slow Horses Series 5 ✍🏻 Meme slag. Lover of cats. Prosecco goblin. Old Hollywood enthusiast. Don’t trust me with Google Maps & we should be fine.
https://www.mhairimcfarlane.com/
Captain of the Good Team. Artist, Visionary, None of your Businessman, and paperback writer for kids.
