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sports, satire, stats, shipping, storms, socialism, and a smidgen of smarm. nothing gets serious until the third round

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look Republicans just yearn for those simpler times when we had playgrounds and homegrown meth labs

07.03.2026 21:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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huh

07.03.2026 21:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
no amount of propaganda should convince you that some children don’t deserve to grow up

no amount of propaganda should convince you that some children don’t deserve to grow up

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5 ways to suggest an open marriage that all end in divorce Though you may not have signed up for an open marriage when you said β€œI do,” that doesn’t mean you and your spouse can’t rewrite the rules mid-game! Here are five subtle ways to casually bring up mayb...

5 ways to suggest an open marriage that all end in divorce

07.03.2026 19:58 β€” πŸ‘ 90    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

if only there was something more important you could be talking about. 🀑

07.03.2026 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

just in case you were wondering what a war of aggression looks like

07.03.2026 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

don't threaten me with a good time

07.03.2026 19:17 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Challenge for those who claim the stripper is only hanging out with me for the money: Explain how friendship works.

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a woman is standing next to a toilet in a messy bathroom . ALT: a woman is standing next to a toilet in a messy bathroom .
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I would argue they knew exactly what they were doing, which was deliberately sabotaging needed public works programs by offering snake oil they never had any intention of delivering.

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Why are we bothering with the Strait of Hormuz when we could simply do this? Explain it to me like l'm 5.

(Drawing of chopping of part of land)

suahuatica 2d
MOUNTAIN HARD AND BIG, WATER NO UP. MANY MANY DIG DIG.

kevinrkirk 2d @ Threads Why are we bothering with the Strait of Hormuz when we could simply do this? Explain it to me like l'm 5. (Drawing of chopping of part of land) suahuatica 2d MOUNTAIN HARD AND BIG, WATER NO UP. MANY MANY DIG DIG.

Happy Friday. Don’t skip school.

06.03.2026 14:04 β€” πŸ‘ 4248    πŸ” 849    πŸ’¬ 164    πŸ“Œ 96

is this to do cybercrime?

07.03.2026 19:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

oh yeah but i'm sure all these clowns think they're going to be safe in some Argentinian villa by then

07.03.2026 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
white nationalist laundered by the national media tweet: 

Has any theory in international relations been more discredited than blowback?

It turns out you can just kill bad people and everything is fine.

3:08 PM Feb 28, 2026

white nationalist laundered by the national media tweet: Has any theory in international relations been more discredited than blowback? It turns out you can just kill bad people and everything is fine. 3:08 PM Feb 28, 2026

sorry did i say two days, i meant 12 hours. jfc.

07.03.2026 18:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

where's that clown that was crowing about the lack of blowback after 2 days

07.03.2026 18:37 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

if you didn't want to read his post, watch the video

07.03.2026 18:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Manchurian Candidate (2026)

07.03.2026 17:28 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Interesting hand signal from Pete Hegseth this morning

07.03.2026 15:17 β€” πŸ‘ 736    πŸ” 287    πŸ’¬ 136    πŸ“Œ 101

and i mean this is the lenient position

07.03.2026 16:32 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Heartbreaking. I send condolences to the family of Troy Murray and pray every day that #HockeyFightsCancer becomes Hockey Beats Cancer πŸ’œ

07.03.2026 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ruben Ray Martinez: Footage shows US citizen shot by ICE agent in Texas traffic stop The Department of Homeland Security did not disclose Martinez was shot by one of its agents until almost a year later.

Newly released footage shows an ICE agent killing Rubin Ray Martinez, 23, in his car in Texas.

"He was shot at point-blank range through his side window by an ICE agent who was in no danger."
www.bbc.com/news/article...

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should probably be Seattle but they have the toughest schedule of the four

07.03.2026 15:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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NHL playoff probabilities for today. no clue who is getting that last spot in the west.

07.03.2026 15:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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NHL points forecasts over the last 14 days. big SO win for the Avs last night, to keep the Stars at bay.

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Leafs hosting the Bolts today and no surprise on the model's pick. Tampa comes in with a health 5v5 xG differential, but the 10 game average has fallen pretty dramatically of late. special teams are average but they have good finish. Leafs struggle at evens, have a lousy PK, and poor goal prevention

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no time to dwell on things. onward.

07.03.2026 15:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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well that's gonna leave a mark

07.03.2026 15:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Re-upping my Epstein essay from August as new information emerges today.

Caution: disturbing descriptions of my and others’ sexual assaults.

Release all the damn files. This is the ultimate test of this nation’s useless partisanship.

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